| Variant | Price | /g |
|---|---|---|
| 1 g ❌$̶17.50✅ | £12.10 | £12.10 |
| 3.5 g ❌$̶53.50✅ | £36.31 | £10.38 |
| 7 g ❌$̶100.50✅ | £68.47 | £9.78 |
| 14 g ❌$̶195✅ | £132.77 | £9.48 |
| 28 g ❌$̶377.50✅Best value | £256.85 | £9.17 |
| Variant | Price | /g |
|---|---|---|
| 1 g ❌$̶17.50✅ | £12.10 | £12.10 |
| 3.5 g ❌$̶53.50✅ | £36.31 | £10.38 |
| 7 g ❌$̶100.50✅ | £68.47 | £9.78 |
| 14 g ❌$̶195✅ | £132.77 | £9.48 |
| 28 g ❌$̶377.50✅Best value | £256.85 | £9.17 |
Giraffe Pussy — also written Giraffe P or Giraffe Puzzy — is an indica-leaning hybrid that emerged from the heart of California's modern exotic scene. Two documented versions of the cultivar exist: an earlier Bakery Genetics release crossing MILF (Morty's Mom pheno) × Astronaut Pussy, and the widely celebrated Doja Pak × Seed Junky Genetics collaboration built from Zkittlez × Animal Cookies BX2, which surfaced through Cookies dispensaries and curated Doja drops and became the definitive expression of the name. Genetically, the best-known version pairs the candy-sweet tropical fruit character of Zkittlez with the creamy, dough-rich depth of Animal Cookies BX2. The result is a layered profile built around sweet citrus, rich vanilla, candied fruit, and soft dessert gas, carried on the dense, resin-forward structure associated with the Cookies side of the family. Visually, the flower is commonly characterized by dense, tightly stacked buds with deep green coloration and frequent purple flashes woven through the calyxes. Vivid orange pistils twist across the surface, while a heavy blanket of pale trichomes gives the flower a frosted, sugar-coated appearance consistent with its dessert-driven genetics. Phenotype and cultivation conditions can meaningfully influence final coloration and structure. The aroma opens with sweet citrus and rich vanilla, backed by waves of tropical candy and fresh dough. Breaking apart the flower can reveal deeper layers of creamy gas, earthy spice, and a subtle floral sweetness, creating a complex aromatic profile that shifts between bright and indulgent. On the inhale, the flavor commonly combines sugared citrus, vanilla cream, and ripe candy fruit. The exhale settles into a richer register of cookie dough, soft earth, and gentle gas, leaving a lingering vanilla-sweet finish. Commonly reported terpenes can include caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene, and linalool, although the actual terpene composition varies between phenotypes, growers, and batches. Laboratory analysis is required to establish the precise terpene concentrations and cannabinoid content of a particular product. Quick Facts Product: Flower Genetics: Zkittlez × Animal Cookies BX2 (Doja Pak × Seed Junky Genetics); alternate Bakery Genetics version: MILF (Morty's Mom pheno) × Astronaut Pussy Type: Indica-leaning hybrid THC Content: Commonly reported around 20% and above; batch-specific — laboratory verification recommended Aroma & Flavor: Sweet citrus, rich vanilla, tropical candy, creamy dough, soft gas, earthy spice Why It's Special Giraffe Pussy carries the provenance of two of the most influential names in modern cannabis: Doja Pak and Seed Junky Genetics. Its appearance through Cookies dispensaries and tightly curated Doja drops placed it at the center of the exotic flower conversation, and it remains a cultivar that collectors and connoisseurs actively seek out. Part of the cultivar's mystique is that a formal, breeder-verified lineage was never fully published — a hallmark of modern exotic releases where the drop precedes the paperwork. Combined with its unforgettable name, its striking sweet-citrus-and-vanilla profile, and its limited-drop heritage, Giraffe Pussy stands as a defining example of the contemporary hype-flower era done right.
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