PISTACH
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Items (33)
FUNKEL FARMS TRIM
Small buds, big flavour. Proper Funkel Farm popcorn and dust mix — perfect for rolling, mixing, or stretching your stash. Edibles and more.
GARY PAYTON - TOPSHELF UK
Superb batch. Dense buds and great smell. There's a lot trichomes on this flower. it suites anything as a mixed hybrid. Very very gassy.
STATIC SIFT HASH 90u-120u - JELLY DONUT & MAUI WOWIE
Static Sift is a solventless concentrate crafted for those who appreciate true-to-plant expression and refined texture. Using a precise mechanical separation and static-tech refinement, this sift reaches exceptional purity while preserving …
Superbuff Cherry - Topshelf
Dark citrusy, grapey something not possibly explained by just words. has loads of purple colour all over. Super frosty and almost gold like
COOKIES AND CREAM BELDIA HASH
BACK IN STOCK FIRE! GETTING SUBBED BY MORROCAN GOLD CHEAPER THAN EVER UNMATCHABLE PRICE FOR QUALITY! HASH KINGS! PISTACHIO SEASON!
ICE CREAM CAKE - TOPSHELF UK
Ridiculous boulder nug batch. reminds me of wedding cake from 2020. Frosty and perfect buds. Crazy value.
KING ZHEETOZ TOPSHELF ORGANIC LED FLOWER
Proper UK-grown Zheetoz, done right under LEDs. Clean burn, rich Z flavor, and that gassy-sweet nose you expect from real Z genetics. Dense buds, sticky trim, and smooth smoke all the way through. Small-batch organic grow. TO = ZHEETOZ
MAC 1 TRIM
NEW STOCK JAFFA GLUE
GELATO 41 FIRE TRIM
NEW STOCK IS ZUSHI! FIRE FULL OF TERPS! AMAZING QUALITY FOR THE PRICE YET AGAIN WITH PISTACHIO! FULL OF POP CORN AND AND SUGAR LEAF! THE BEST AND CHEAPEST OUT HERE! ENJOY!
BISCOTTI
DENSE BUD BEAUTIFUL FULL AROMA! AMAZING FLOWER FOR SURE! PEOPLE DO REMEMBER OUR BISCOTTI FROM LAST YEAR WITH OUTSTANDING QUALITY! ITS BACK AGAIN FULLY FIRE BATCH!!
BLUE FUCKING FIRE ZUSHI
NEW BATCH IN STOCK CRUSHING ALL BATCHES SUPER SMOKE ! REAL TREAT! REEKS OF BLUE TERPS! UK GROWN FIREEEEEEEEEEE! UNDEFEATED BEAUTY COMES BACK AT A CHEAP PRICE BUT FIRE FUCKIN BUD! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ITS PISTACHIO SEASON!
LED GROWN COOKIEDOUGH
Flavours are intense with this one. Pure gassy cookies. Dense full buds. Coming like some imported weed. Hits hard and gives you a nice stone. The price point on this is really cheap but the product is actual high quality.
PISTACHIOTELLA - PIATELLA HASH
Premium cold-cured piatella crafted from Melonade genetics, offering a creamy pistachio-sweet aroma with citrus zest and candy gas on the back end. Smooth, oily texture that bubbles clean when lit. Deep, calming body effect with a lifted, h…
JEALOUSY - SHERBET X GELATO 41 FREE SHIPPING
NEW STOCK JEALOUSY! PLENTY OF THIS IN STOCK WE WILL DELETE UPON RUNNING OUT! NO SUBS! A REVIEW BY A MEMBER! Jealousy Review (Proppa) This Jealousy strain from Ztach is a great pick for anyone who loves mid Cali weed It's got the perfect m…
MOROCCAN GOLD BELDIA HASH
An oldschool classic we have brought back. Harder on the texture side but burns beautiful. Hard hitting will have you stoned and relaxed. The smoke taste is exactly whats needed absolute quality.
MANGO BELDIA MOROCCAN HASH
Creamy soft moroccan hash. The traditional way. Smokes proper leaving you head and bodily high. Clean stuff. There's plenty of stock. No subs
Blue Headband
Super creamy terps. amazing structure on this flower. has very good colour as well. the effects are strong and can leave you speachless. Enjoy!
GAS HEAVEN
Gassy creamy with fruity notes. Purple hinted buds. Great smoke unbeatable price as usual.
TITS OG (THIS IS THE SH*T OG)
T.I.T.S. is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Sour Diesel and Forum Cookies. This strain is named after its acronym for This Is The Shit, which reflects its potent and flavorful profile. T.I.T.S. is 25-30% THC, making t…
SLURRICANE (DOSI DOS X PURPLE PUNCH)
Super fucking fire weed. Hard solid bud. Smells and tastes amazing. Frosty as fuck. complete shape weed grown to absolute perfection has so much frost its unreal.
MEGAN FOX - SILVER FOX X RUNTZ FREE POSTAGE
Plenty of stock available. We will take down upon finishing and no subs. REVIEW BY A MEMBER : Megan Fox Looks 8 Only grabbed an 8th to sample with some of the LCG so really only had smaller buds, but they were dense light green frosty nug…

PREMIUM PISTACHIO BELDIA HASH
A dense, multi-layered "gummy" consistency that holds its shape under pressure. our hash provides a smooth, aromatic profile.
MIX 4 STRAINS
MIX OF FOUR STRAINS LISTING ANIMAL MINTS GUAVA GELATO TITS OG BLUE DREAM
PINEAPPLE BELDIA HASH
Super soft fruity hash. Excellent price point as usual. Breaks easily by the touch of fingers.
FULL GAS
Full Gas is an indica weed strain made from a genetic cross between Venom OG and Humboldt OG. Proper gas notes on this one and strong hits. Solid nug structure with a developed trichome profile.
Stoneys Chocolate 500MG
BACK AGAIN! MIXED FLAVOURS! We Cannot Guarantee which flavour you will receive
BLUE DREAM (SATIVA)
Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigora…
CITRUS JACK
If you do like gelonade then you will love this. Dense nugs. Lemon gas. hits you straight to the face. Absolute banger for the money
ICE CREAM CAKE
Another colourful banger. Bangs of cream hit your nose. Supreme creamy smoke gelato like taste. Heavy effects leaving your eyes red and your nose sweaty. Purple hints all over. Cheapest price ever.
Fritter Mints
Apple fritter hints with blue power punching through your nose. Structure on the flower is decent but the terps really speak the most of it. Colour is green with frosty buds.
ANIMAL MINTZ
Animal Mints is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Animal Cookies with SinMint Cookies. Animal Mints produces a strong body and head high, making it ideal for after work and evening use. This strain features a sweet, pungent aroma t…
PAPAYA
Dense buds. Covered with trichomes. Big to medium bud size. An indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that is known for producing a mental calmness, though many consumers also find that this strain makes them energetic and productive. Nirva…
GUAVA GELATO
Solid nug structure with good size. Guava Gelato is a Gelato phenotype from Sherbinkski. This genetic expression of the Gelato lineage delivers a unique terpene profile steeped in creamy, tropical aromas with bright notes of piña colada and…
Reviews snapshot
- 10took 1 dayhace 8 horas
10/10
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10/10
- 5took 1 dayhace 9 horas
not tops, import cheap thai pgr bud
- 10took 1 dayhace 17 horas
🔥 FIRE 🔥 Stuff, came extremely quickly, stealthily and comms was great. Very decent price of some very decent strains.
- 10took 1 dayhace 17 horas
Absolute fucking quality !
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Real nice smoke
- 10took 1 dayhace 21 horas
Pistach is pistach. Speedy delivery
- 10took 1 dayhace 21 horas
Plenty of nugs so good stuff. Thanks again
- 10took 1 dayhace 21 horas
Really really nice stuff, good taste and very relaxing/feel good high. Haven't ordered from Pistach in ages but happy I did as this is great and will be back for more. Thank you.
- 10took 1 dayhace 1 día
Last minute Saturday delivery legends 👍
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Ordered for a friend spot on little bit more stalky then the other batches but plenty of little nugs to compensate that.
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great!
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First time getting the right strain way worth it taste good too hopefully they’re all correct strains now as we’ll be coming him often again
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Beautiful smoke!
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Super fast as always.
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NDD, stealth good, overweight beautiful stinky aroma. I havent done a deep dive yet but looks to be plenty of small mugs some very thin sticks but nowt to worry about. Good experience with Pistach everytime ( 4th buy, no probs )
Very happy bunny. Edit :- Very pungent fruity and ...... Where was I?
Oh aye, effective :)
- 10hace 2 días
very good quick delivery
- 10took 2 dayshace 2 días
Good g and good price
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Good stuff, it arrived in less than 3 days too
- 9took 2 dayshace 3 días
Very nice hash. As many of the previous comments have already mentioned. Tastes good in a joint and has a slow relaxing effect. Definitely worth a purchase. Keep up the good work Pistach.
- 10took 1 dayhace 3 días
tasty and potent for dust good amount of popcorn
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best quality
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- 9.5took 1 dayhace 4 días
softer and stickier than the jelly doughnut, this maui wowie sausaged in nice. prefer the taste of this to the jelly doughnut but not quite as strong.
- 9.5took 1 dayhace 4 días
first order with pistach deverything great. the jelly doughnut is decent, nice superfine crumble, fair strong and tasty.
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Thanks for the great service.
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- 10took 1 dayhace 5 días
Firstly great service again. Decent sized buds, smells decent, smokes decent. Nothing else to say 10/10
- 10took 1 dayhace 5 días
Great value!!
- 10took 1 dayhace 5 días
Lovely smoke. Stealthy, quick. Good price
- 10took 1 dayhace 5 días
I love this choc. Have some with dinner. Melt away as the evening goes on
- 10hace 5 días
Had to give this a try... I went with the jelly donut description is pretty much bang on, crumbles really easily but also bubbles and melts quiet nicely. It's definitely added some extra potency and flavour to the joint without making it unsmokeable and harsh on the throat... this was a very pleasant experience and will have to try the maui wowie next, I only put .3 into a normal J (which is usually around .5 to .7 for me, I don't weigh it but I make 5-7 joints out of an 8th mixed with a lil bit of tobacco) and definitely noticed a difference. NDD.
- 10took 1 dayhace 5 días
First time with vendor and very happy. Stealth is excellent and I got next day delivery. Great comms, would happily use again, thank you!
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Was actually one day from shipping. Over weight and loads of nugs. Perfect
- 10took 2 dayshace 5 días
10/10!
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10/10!
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Banging flavour, great efficiency with delivery too. Thanks pistach!
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wow only took 1 day to arrive. great job
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Best Seller here 😃
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Poor product. Poor response to comms
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Poor product. Poor response to comms
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Great smoke, great price, thanks pistach
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great bud nice and fruity, burns great with white ash thanks pistach
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different batch but still like 2.5g in buds and only about 1.5g in stalk and sugar leaf. best trim on lb
- 10took 1 dayhace 1 semana
I had ordered from PISTACH regularly a year ago and they were always one of my top vendors.
I saw the name pop up and stuck an order on as it had always been good for me.
After placing the order I then read some recent reviews and was a bit apprehensive and thought of cancelling the order.
PISTACH communicated back immediately, and shortly after the package was sent, it has arrived today(one day) as described.
Hopefully some of you will read this and see that it was after the negative feedback they've received.
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Great stuff! No complaints at all. Really fast delivery too.
- 10took 1 dayhace 1 semana
The item arrived and was a little underwhelming at first, which was disappointing. However, the seller was incredibly quick to respond and fix the issue. Their customer service really turned the experience around for me. I now have full trust in them and wouldn’t hesitate to order again. Highly recommend! <3
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superfast 24hr del 👍 .. top shelf buds 👍 + a low price 👍 .. cheers pistach 😎
- 10took 1 dayhace 1 semana
Very tasty trim - plenty of sticks but plenty of little nugs aswell so happy times.
Thanks
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New ICC is a banger
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Great Service
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Great, bargain price, 1 day to highlands middle of nowhere. Used these guys on and off for years, always quick and reliable and great products
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NDD always recommend and nice hash well done pistachio
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Picked out a hell of a lota stalks . Big stalks but once id filtered them out im left with a nice full jar of pretty potent smelling stuff . Gonna blaze one now and see where it takes me . 🪐
- 9took 2 dayshace 1 semana
Great value
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Upgraded to tracked 24 free of charge
pack was over by .9
loud and dank
Boulder nugs
very dry
all good cheers
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Great quality and flavour, as usual. Thanks.
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Subbed for other good stuff
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Subbed for other good stuff
- 10took 2 dayshace 1 semana
4g of bud is worth the money alone never mind the 10g of best trim u can get on this website on top of that, class once again
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Very tasty, thanks!
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Very good, quick delivery. Shares tracking number when asked. Perfect.
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Got sent a different strain to what I wanted unfortunately, I was looking forward to trying blue dream again. UPDATE: I assume it was McFlurry I was sent instead, tried today and it is tasty so all good, cheers Pistach 👌🏻
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Massive buds great stuff
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Amazing service as usual - was a few minutes after the 3pm cut off, but still arrived next day 😀 Thank you Pistach
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Excellent! Ordered yesterday, here today. Great stealth, happy days. Thx Pistach.
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Looks and smells good. Nice weight too
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Love this, I'm feeling bright as a button with a big smile on my face. Highly recommend Sativa :)
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Ordered for a friend 2 day delivery says it’s Bangin will order more for myself
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great stuff thanks P
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2 days delivery, good smoke, thanks
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Received following day
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Yeah man. Bargain
- 10took 1 dayhace 2 semanas
next day delivery and great value trim
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This is my 6/7 oz of this stuff it’s amazing to smoke and cook with very very good trim
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Nice tasty bit of flower received, cheers mate :)
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lovely smell and taste , top notch
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MCF/ MC Flurry Super sticky inside and out.
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Top value
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great consistency with great quality and speed as always. Relatability is here if you’re reading
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Nice weed as usual
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Nice shake 🫨