PISTACH
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THE KING IS BACK 2024 JUNE!
. OUR NEW CUT OFF IS 3PM MONDAY-FRIDAY
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Items (38)
FUNKEL FARMS TRIM
Small buds, big flavour. Proper Funkel Farm popcorn and dust mix — perfect for rolling, mixing, or stretching your stash. Edibles and more.
TIZER TRIM AND SHAKE - BEST SHAKE ON LITTLEBIGGY
Tizer flavour, a bit zesty and zkittly just like tizer the strain
GAS ATTACK - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
PUREEEE GASSSS AGAIN AT A CRAZY PRICEEEE. THE KING IS HERE FOR GOOOD
PEACH COBBLER- TOPSHELF £140 PER OUNCE
PEACH COBBLER!! Peach terps all over! strong high and excellent choice for fruit chasers.
STATIC SIFT HASH 90u-120u - JELLY DONUT & MAUI WOWIE
Static Sift is a solventless concentrate crafted for those who appreciate true-to-plant expression and refined texture. Using a precise mechanical separation and static-tech refinement, this sift reaches exceptional purity while preserving …
NEW YORK SOUR DIESEL
Classic NYC gas with bright citrus bite. New York Sour Diesel brings that unmistakable sharp diesel aroma layered with lemon peel, pine, and herbal spice. Expect sticky, resin-rich buds with a frosty trichome coat, fiery orange pistils, and…
CEREAL MILK - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
Creamy, milky. Solid buds cheap price. amazing quality.
KING ZHEETOZ TOPSHELF ORGANIC LED FLOWER
Proper UK-grown Zheetoz, done right under LEDs. Clean burn, rich Z flavor, and that gassy-sweet nose you expect from real Z genetics. Dense buds, sticky trim, and smooth smoke all the way through. Small-batch organic grow. TO = ZHEETOZ
COOKIES AND CREAM BELDIA HASH
BACK IN STOCK FIRE! GETTING SUBBED BY MORROCAN GOLD CHEAPER THAN EVER UNMATCHABLE PRICE FOR QUALITY! HASH KINGS! PISTACHIO SEASON!
RS11 DOJA GENETICS - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
RS11 BACK IN STOCK SUPER FIRE BATCH! STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ELSEWARE COME TO THE SOURCE
MAC 1 TRIM
NEW STOCK JAFFA GLUE
TROPICAL CHERRIES - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
Some purple colour on the buds, good structure on the buds and fresh smell.
BISCOTTI
DENSE BUD BEAUTIFUL FULL AROMA! AMAZING FLOWER FOR SURE! PEOPLE DO REMEMBER OUR BISCOTTI FROM LAST YEAR WITH OUTSTANDING QUALITY! ITS BACK AGAIN FULLY FIRE BATCH!!
GELATO 41 FIRE TRIM
NEW STOCK IS ZUSHI! FIRE FULL OF TERPS! AMAZING QUALITY FOR THE PRICE YET AGAIN WITH PISTACHIO! FULL OF POP CORN AND AND SUGAR LEAF! THE BEST AND CHEAPEST OUT HERE! ENJOY!
GORILLA GLUE - UK CLASSIC £135 A OUNCE
The bud size is mixed and also a little leafy but still, for the price this is a real steal. We're bringing back classics to the market. flavours that everyone wants.

GIRAFFE PUZZY - DOJA PAK
Look, if you’re looking for that real-deal exotic look, Giraffe Puzzy is exactly that. The first thing you notice is just how dark and "caked" these buds are—we’re talking deep, moody purples and forest greens that are almost comp…
JUNGLE CAKE - JUNGLE BOYS GENETICS £140 OUNCES
Super super stinky this flower is certainly a knock out. The smell of this is real fire. The buds are very fresh and dense
BLUE FUCKING FIRE ZUSHI
NEW BATCH IN STOCK CRUSHING ALL BATCHES SUPER SMOKE ! REAL TREAT! REEKS OF BLUE TERPS! UK GROWN FIREEEEEEEEEEE! UNDEFEATED BEAUTY COMES BACK AT A CHEAP PRICE BUT FIRE FUCKIN BUD! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ITS PISTACHIO SEASON!
VANILLA ICE - TOPSHELF £140 PER OUNCE
Vanilla ice flavour. Crisp firm bud. Great for the price.

PREMIUM PISTACHIO BELDIA HASH
A dense, multi-layered "gummy" consistency that holds its shape under pressure. our hash provides a smooth, aromatic profile.
PISTACHIOTELLA - PIATELLA HASH
Premium cold-cured piatella crafted from Melonade genetics, offering a creamy pistachio-sweet aroma with citrus zest and candy gas on the back end. Smooth, oily texture that bubbles clean when lit. Deep, calming body effect with a lifted, h…
JEALOUSY - SHERBET X GELATO 41 FREE SHIPPING
NEW STOCK JEALOUSY! PLENTY OF THIS IN STOCK WE WILL DELETE UPON RUNNING OUT! NO SUBS! A REVIEW BY A MEMBER! Jealousy Review (Proppa) This Jealousy strain from Ztach is a great pick for anyone who loves mid Cali weed It's got the perfect m…
MOROCCAN GOLD BELDIA HASH
An oldschool classic we have brought back. Harder on the texture side but burns beautiful. Hard hitting will have you stoned and relaxed. The smoke taste is exactly whats needed absolute quality.
KOOLATO KUSH - TOPSHELF £140 PER OUNCE
FIRE WEED IN! As usual our new range is recking the market here. Best quality for price
MANGO BELDIA MOROCCAN HASH
Creamy soft moroccan hash. The traditional way. Smokes proper leaving you head and bodily high. Clean stuff. There's plenty of stock. No subs
GAS HEAVEN
Gassy creamy with fruity notes. Purple hinted buds. Great smoke unbeatable price as usual.
SLURRICANE (DOSI DOS X PURPLE PUNCH)
Super fucking fire weed. Hard solid bud. Smells and tastes amazing. Frosty as fuck. complete shape weed grown to absolute perfection has so much frost its unreal.
TITS OG (THIS IS THE SH*T OG)
T.I.T.S. is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Sour Diesel and Forum Cookies. This strain is named after its acronym for This Is The Shit, which reflects its potent and flavorful profile. T.I.T.S. is 25-30% THC, making t…
MEGAN FOX - SILVER FOX X RUNTZ FREE POSTAGE
Plenty of stock available. We will take down upon finishing and no subs. REVIEW BY A MEMBER : Megan Fox Looks 8 Only grabbed an 8th to sample with some of the LCG so really only had smaller buds, but they were dense light green frosty nug…
MIX 4 STRAINS
MIX OF FOUR STRAINS LISTING ANIMAL MINTS GUAVA GELATO TITS OG BLUE DREAM
PINEAPPLE BELDIA HASH
Super soft fruity hash. Excellent price point as usual. Breaks easily by the touch of fingers.
FULL GAS
Full Gas is an indica weed strain made from a genetic cross between Venom OG and Humboldt OG. Proper gas notes on this one and strong hits. Solid nug structure with a developed trichome profile.
BLUE DREAM (SATIVA)
Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigora…
Stoneys Chocolate 500MG
BACK AGAIN! MIXED FLAVOURS! We Cannot Guarantee which flavour you will receive
ICE CREAM CAKE
Another colourful banger. Bangs of cream hit your nose. Supreme creamy smoke gelato like taste. Heavy effects leaving your eyes red and your nose sweaty. Purple hints all over. Cheapest price ever.
ANIMAL MINTZ
Animal Mints is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Animal Cookies with SinMint Cookies. Animal Mints produces a strong body and head high, making it ideal for after work and evening use. This strain features a sweet, pungent aroma t…
PAPAYA
Dense buds. Covered with trichomes. Big to medium bud size. An indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that is known for producing a mental calmness, though many consumers also find that this strain makes them energetic and productive. Nirva…
GUAVA GELATO
Solid nug structure with good size. Guava Gelato is a Gelato phenotype from Sherbinkski. This genetic expression of the Gelato lineage delivers a unique terpene profile steeped in creamy, tropical aromas with bright notes of piña colada and…
Reviews snapshot
- 10took 1 day45 minutes ago
good stuff
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Second time ordering this 1 recently, great value for the price. Dense, slightly sticky buds, great diesel aroma and does the job in the effects department. Great service again from the vendor, thanks guys, will probably order some more 🇬🇳
- 10took 1 day8 hours ago
Smoked nice and strong
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Got 4g out of oz with nugs.
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as advertised. it's a big bag of nice but not mindblowing trim with stems you can easily pick out. professional packaging and gr8 stealth too.
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- 10took 2 days1 day ago
Always spot on. Pistach is the best. I have been dealing with him/her for over 5 yrs now. Never let me down
- 10took 1 day1 day ago
Good quality nice smell and taste and covered in trichomes . Excellent communication also
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NY sour diesel - good clean smoke, white ash. Very good value for price and on par with some other flower which cost double. Decided to take a chance with my first order with this vendor and it’s definitely worth it. Will be getting some more in due time
- 7took 1 day1 day ago
heavily disappointed first time ordering from Pistach in years order two different things which came to more than a full Z of this and of course i ended up with a full zip of this
- 7took 1 day1 day ago
Was subbed for Rs, not happy
- 10took 1 day1 day ago
Got a mix more than happy pistach my new go to guy
- 10took 1 day1 day ago
Pistach is Back for good i hope
- 10took 1 day1 day ago
Again this stuff is wild and lovely. It's always pot luck, but for some reason that's part of the fun. Plus to get this much at such a cool price it's OK with me. The stealth was very very quick and it arrived suitably packaged within 24 hours so im really really happy all around. "I'll be back".
- 10took 2 days1 day ago
Absolutely spot on. Great value budget option. Had some of this previously, exact same quality again. Would highly recommend 👌
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Pure purps, beautiful nugs, could be more pungent although on the subtler side the terps are beautiful
- 10took 1 day1 day ago
Pistach!!!!!! Bro!!!!! Keep doing what you are doing currently please dont mess up again! This stuff is LETHAL!!! Im a reg smoker but mainly UK bud right. This is my 3rd order in the past month. Had cereal milk had the rs11. But this right here ooooooooh weeeeeeeee this stuff is absolute fire. Cured to perfection beautiful gassy terps coming through oh so colourful just a joy to even just look at the buds. Im a joint smoker and paired it with a smirnoff mango and passion fruit w mixer. I only rolled 2 joints and had a quarter of the vodka 1l bottle. Smoked only 1 and the high is incredible. It is a bit of a creeper so be careful if drinking. The buzz tho is full relaxation of your body. Have smoked without alcohol btw but I would still say drink with it its a fire buzz. Pistach u have again and again proven why you are elite!!!!! I will be a return customer just dont f up like before. Keep us happy we will keep you happy
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
ALWAYS 👌
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For this price it’s incredible xx top smoke this one
- 9took 1 day2 days ago
I enjoyed this one and again no complaints for this price.
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
T really impressed at this price point. Top quality taste n smoke
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Unbelievable quality.
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Very happy 🥳🥳 Gassy and nice body stoned feeling
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
This is really really nice and definitely top shelf 👍🏼
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seen alot of negative reviews on pistach. Had very nice experience and very nice flower. Hopefully my future orders are like this too.
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
yes still a top hit, less than 25 for a half? a great deal! Cheers!
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Decant stuff loads of bud in there. Fresh smelling came next day supper good packaging. What a service
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Fire.
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10 10 for service, the bud is budget so can't expect too much strong peachy apricot smell ungrounded, soon fades after put in a joint or left grounded in open, burns clean white ash very little flavour but their is a faint sweet peach, on the vape at high temps is very harsh very little flavour chucks out vapour nice high and at low temp still harsh but do get a better flavour faded fast overall for the price 7/10 excluding the price I'd say a 5/10
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
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Lovely amount of shake/flowers, smells heavy, stealth was great on arrival, love u mr pistachio
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- 12 days ago
Not what I ordered awaiting refund or
- 1took 1 day2 days ago
Not what I ordered still awaiting refund or
- 12 days ago
Not what I ordered still awaiting refund and or
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Smells lush pure purple/pink in grinder tidy again boi ✌🏻🏴
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Smooth smoke thanks!
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Banging tasting kush, and ive just put in a order for some more :)
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Would defo order again, thanks Pistach :)
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Amazing service Amazing shake
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Perfect
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Smells exactly like tropical juice and smokes lovely!
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Came quick, over, and smokes like a treat!
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Solid frosty nugs - strong !
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Awesome and delicious. Cheers 😋 🍑 👍
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Odered a 3.5 of the jelly and 1g of the maui. Got 3.5 of the maui and 1g of the jelly. lol! Pretty good stuff though!
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Great smoke we'll worth your money.
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banging as per usual, folk complaining about 1 or 2g of stalk every 14g lol, get about 3.5 of bud with it for 20 squids like u cant really complain when it smokes clean too, just take 20 mins to pick the stalk out lol
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Very nice thanks
- 10took 2 days3 days ago
Great stuff. Love Blue Dream. Thank you
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Good gear..
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
perfect 😎
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perfect
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Smashing smoke
- 10took 2 days3 days ago
Banging mild
- 8took 2 days3 days ago
On the money
- 8took 2 days3 days ago
Not the best for me, worth the money though
- 10took 2 days3 days ago
Absolutely love this top smoke
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- 9took 2 days3 days ago
Not bad for the price
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Good stuff, fast service
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Nice shake, quick delivery, can’t complain lol
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Excellent product, actually smells great and like cookie dough when opening my seal bag! Will be buying again for flavour alone.
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Fire
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Fire as always
- 10took 2 days4 days ago
Great smoke nice nugs
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Done the classic bought, then read reviews. Not sure why folk have down rated this shake. In my honest opinion it is fairly decent, good blue terps smell and taste and hits the spot for a life long toker here. Super fast delivery and good comms from vendor. Cheers Pistach
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Speedy delivery, quite strong high
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Was pleasantly surprised at how nice this stuff was! Loads of big nugs and quality smoke :)
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Excellent quality
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Superb
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- 7took 2 days4 days ago
Not many nugs and some stalk, with mostly sugar leaves but for the price this is expected. Nice to have as a filler :)
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amazing buds really nice and dense good for blunts and that 10/10 next day delivery
- 9took 1 day4 days ago
Good stuff next day delivery
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Great bit of classic diesel. Proper gassy, stinks out a whole room. And that classic high, potent but balanced.
Well priced for the quality.
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Arrived next day and the shake is good for the price. Would recommend to anyone looking for bargain.
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Top tier stealth and bud. Free NDD. Couldn't be happier
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RS11 is superb for creativity.
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Perfect flavour as per. Thanks pistach
- 10took 2 days4 days ago
Fire smoke for the price. Wb Pachi
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Bangers as usual
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One of my fave strains grown well.
- 10took 1 day5 days ago
Wow what a steal, I Love Cereal milk and this was a treat next day delivery as well thanks Pitach :)
- 10took same day5 days ago
Very fast as usual can’t recommend these guys enough
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arrived in 24hrs. just looks like smash, few bits of bud through it, but smokes really nice, proper flavour off it. nice work. thanks.
- 10took 3 days5 days ago
I’m so happy this was for sale again so went straight for 14g. My fave strain by far from Pistach
- 10took 1 day5 days ago
superfast 24hr del 👍 .. peach cobbler is a top shelf weed with a budget price 👍 .. cheers pistach 😎
- 10took 1 day5 days ago
superfast 24hr del 👍 .. a good clean trim with a strong strength 👍 .. cheers pistach 😎
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Lovely! Dense and delicious - just how i like it ;)
- 10took 1 day5 days ago
Never want this stuff to run out!
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- 10took 2 days6 days ago
This one is special 😁 🤩 colour on the flowers is unreal extremely good quality for price 😍 ❤️
- 10took 2 days6 days ago
Really nice ☺️ 🙂 piece of Kush, 👌 💯 Paine, good punch of flavour, nice structure of flowers, enjoyable smoke, talkative.
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- 7took 1 day6 days ago
Lots of stems not as good as they claim they have produced better
- 9took 2 days6 days ago
Decent
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