strainsburys
Manifesto
Strainsbury's is the UK's up and coming Stoner's Super Market. We aim to provide a high stealth, super competitive and super quality service with a wide range of products to choose from.
We have 10+ Years of experience on Dark web and have built a reliable network, sourcing only the highest quality products from both UK and overseas.
Let us know what you would like us to sell, no matter how crazy, we will find a way to provide!!
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Our shipping is SUPER discrete. We ship from different locations using custom return addresses and may sometimes send a piece of clothing, a toy, or another item to provide extra stealth!
At the moment we charge $5.99 for Special signed delivery NDD as a standard (Usually always next day) while we work out a way to use Royal Mail Tracked 24 for Free Delivery. We have a new delivery option - First class signed for. This is a cheaper alternative to Special Delivery. 1-2 days shipping, and does not come with tracking however it provides signature confirmation upon deliver. We will provide receipts of shipping upon request. We post 5 days a week and the cut-off time for same day dispatch is at 2PM. Saturday & Sunday orders will be dispatched on Monday Tracking will be provided on all orders at 8-9PM on the day of dispatch!
If there are delays with deliveries please be patient! Most of the time it's just Royal mail being slow, you should receive it eventually! If parcels are seized or go missing, we offer 50% Reship or Refund. Please make sure you give your CORRECT ADDRESS as we are not responsible if a parcel gets sent to the wrong location if you made an address mistake! If we make an error on our side, we will compensate you 100% :)
Items (6)
High Grade Skywalker OG Shake
High in THC, low in price ! Mixed flavours batch - Dec 2025 - Feb 2026
Dawg Shake
Classic Strainsburys Dawg shake - super smelly, nicely cured, kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape and nice buddy content.
Home Made SUPER 𝘾𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙉 110µ Static HASH / KIEF
We have made this absolutely breath taking hash, Regular customers that have tried free samples on this know how amazing this hash truly is. Double Filtered Dry Sift static hash (Not Pressed). This hash should be worth A LOT more than it …
Top Tier Moroccan Hash
BETTER Hash at a BETTER Price and a BETTER Service than others :) Don't get your hash from drunk dudes at bars, Get them from Strainsbury's Supermarket! The Bob Marley Hash has a beautiful smoke and high, Its a Sativa dominant Beldia Moro…
Luxury Double Filtered "Sunset Sherbet" Hash
--- NEW BATCH - TRIPLE FILTERED DRY KUSH HASH. STICKY AND POTENT LUXURY DESIGNER STRAIN This is the highest quality hash I’ve come across so far. I’m selling this for cheaper than street price right now, and a lot of people are going mad …
BARGAIN BUDS
Kings Tart - US Import The honest reason for the super sale: A while ago we had a bulk order come in from the US, we stored all the LB bags in a van, there were 2lb bags that we completely forgot about. After a while the same top shelf qual…
Reviews snapshot
- 10took 1 day15 hours ago
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- 10took 1 day21 hours ago
Thank god this stuff is back! Probably the best shake on the site right now, thanks guys 🤪
- 9took 2 days23 hours ago
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perfect 😎
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
perfect 😎
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Shake packs a punch absolute 🔥 🔥 smelly as fuck
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decent shake with little to no stalks
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- 8took 2 days6 days ago
some nice stuff 👌
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- 10took 1 day7 days ago
Crazy service, ordered one day, here the next!
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- 10took 1 day7 days ago
Good for price, quite earthy tones. Started off with a nice head high then slowly getting physically relaxed. +freebie was a massive bonus great smoke, cheers
- 10took 3 days1 week ago
Fantastic! Really great quality for such a low price
- 10took 1 day1 week ago
Top notch as always, also thanks for the little bonus in there, thoroughly enjoyed 😉✌️
- 10took 1 day1 week ago
- 10took 1 day1 week ago
Simply the best vendor and shake on LB in my opinion, I have been using LB for over 2 year and Strainsburys is the best seller on here. - shake is buddy, sugary, cured well and vapes like a banger, perfect for smoking too, great for pain and swelling and sleep aid.
Comms are great, tracking always provided and the seller treats you like a friend - Strainsburys your a diamond in the rough bro would give 20 / 10 if I could
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- 10took 2 days1 week ago
Perfect and fast. Definitely worth it
- 10took 1 day1 week ago
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Nice last always
- 10took 1 day1 week ago
VERY GOOD
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- 102 weeks ago
Nice dust, good flavour, recommended
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- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
1st time ordering and not disappointed, came on time and it smokes nice. Doesn’t get you super fried but does the job
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Great shake, struggled to find 2 twigs in a 10g order(not even weighing it I can tell it is over) and when I say twigs I mean those super fine ones that break apart in your fingers. No buds, very dry but these are purely for bonus points, definitely going to use this vendor again. Got some fresh britscotti buds and I just wanted to try the shake on its own to compare and it has hit just as hard.
- 10took 1 day2 weeks ago
Spot on as always
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Balls! TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT Does exactly what it says on the tin! Kicks like a mule with its balls rapped in duck tape.
- 10took 1 day2 weeks ago
Great quality, delivery time and value… what more can you want!
- 10took 3 days2 weeks ago
Always delivers but this time over weight and an extra bonus added in
- 10took 1 day2 weeks ago
Excellent, all round. Delighted.
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Will be getting this again
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Lovely stuff not super large amount of bud tho
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- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Very nice shake, over weight and a really nice touch with the free kief. Thanks again il be back for sure
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Hash was great seller was very helpful as there was a mix up and it was sorted and made up for highly recommended this seller
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
the Shake itself was great unfortunately there was a mix up with my order but the seller got back to me and made it right highly recommend this seller great stuff
- 103 weeks ago
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Arrived quick, came with a nice side over of kief… currently decarbing… here’s to a chilled weekend all!
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Even despite the platform bug some of us encountered, these guys pulled through handsomely and upgraded my shipping. So bonus points for customer service. Shakes not sexy, but get's you rocked. Kief is lovely again, too.
- 10took 2 days3 weeks ago
Fantastic service as always. 2g of extra kief to go that extra mile is fantastic. Highly recommended provider.
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- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Came next day, good stealth. the trim is nice for the price, quite dry but that's expected for trim. The free kief is really nice, smells like hash and is actually some of the nicest I've tasted. My first order from strainsburys and my second on the platform, altogether happy and will order again 👍
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
First time using this vendor for a while, nothings changed, excellent efficient service as always, decent budget option, nice little top up on weight and couple of free grams of kief. Delivered in less then 24 hours, zero complaints here. Thank you
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Decent shake which smokes good. Recommend this shake and thanks for the freebie.
- 103 weeks ago
Nice shake, smokes nice. Delivery was fast and stealth. Will be back! Thankyou for the freebies! Lovely bit of Kief
- 103 weeks ago
Delivery was quick and stealth was good too Thankyou for the freebies! Shake smells really nice and smokes great. Thankyou I will be back for some more!
- 10took 3 days3 weeks ago
Late review, thought I'd posted but apparently I enjoyed the bonus bag of kief a bit too much. Shake great, for shake. And the kief was top notch, even after i pressed it (I'm no expert, but I like the flavour both straight in the bowl and after I'd pressed it).
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- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Got sent the amnesia but glad it was, quality smoke. Great Comms and service! Thanks for the freebie!
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
This is one of my favs! Lovely smoke, top class Comms and service!
- 10took 3 days3 weeks ago
It took 1 day but im reviewing it late so it wont let me put 1. Anyway, great as always and even got a bit extra. Love it.
- 10took 3 days3 weeks ago
Decent shake from Strainsburys, have seen better and worse on LB. Never tried Gary Payton before, unusual flavour and quite strong one for me, especially with kief on top 🤪
- 9took 1 day3 weeks ago
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
as always. best shake and best smoke for the buck, thanks for the extras as well, top notch customer experience. NDD, super stealthy, 10/10, one of the best vendors on lb
- 10took 2 days3 weeks ago
- 9took 1 day3 weeks ago
Not quite as buddy as the other shakes but still packs a punch and smokes really clean.
The 2g of kief that came free......holy moly that's some strong shizzle!
- 10took 2 days3 weeks ago
- 10took 3 days4 weeks ago
Decent shake with really nice smell. Smooth smoke and good high. Definitely purchase again.
- 10took 1 day4 weeks ago
Perfection, Dutch Amnesia faultless shake, heavy hitter, overweight, generous kief gift. Will be back.
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- 10took 1 day4 weeks ago
Nice shake nice little freebie to smells amazing smokes clean thanks SS
- 10took 1 day4 weeks ago
Lovely stuff, professional, no problems at all.
Smells nice and strong. You can trust these guys have good shake
Even came with a few Gs of kief for free, cheers
- 10took 4 days4 weeks ago
tastes nice smokes nice wee bonus very niceeeee
- 104 weeks ago
First order from Strainsburys fantastic service. Posted through the letterbox stealth packing. Ordered 3.5g and received an extra smaller bag of kief Thankyou for the freebie! I added some into a Joint and it smokes lovely. Would definitely recommend this 10/10 High.
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- 8took 1 day4 weeks ago
It's OK definitely had better from these guys
- 9took 2 days4 weeks ago
- 10took 2 days4 weeks ago
Its good shit for the price and arrived in 2 days.
- 7took 1 day4 weeks ago
Super fast delivery with a nice free bit of Keif. The stuff itself is ok. Very dry, no popcorn buds, smells great but doesn’t taste great. Good deal for the price but fairly forgettable.
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
Nice smoke decent bit of trim for price. Thanks for the freebie as well :)
- 9took 2 days1 month ago
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- 9took 2 days1 month ago
Dry shake not the best but okay ish value
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
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- 10took 1 day1 month ago
Top seller
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
DaFunk was excellent, sunset sherbet way too terpy for my taste - both were very strong though.
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
Cannot fault Strainsburys, ordered at 10pm, shipped with tracking, received day after, this is a very good bit of shake, very terpy and v good high, plus overweight and 2g of kief which I’ve pressed into a lovely bit of resin (potent too!!!)
- 10took 3 days1 month ago
Brilliantcservice and product. Very happy.
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
Above and beyond, many thanks indeed!
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
all perfect, special thanks for the new year gifts
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Amazing deal, cheers gang.
- 101 month ago
Works well for a very decent price. Customer service 12/10!
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
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- 10took 1 day1 month ago
Spot on always
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- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Great vendor, good comms, decent shake
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Good comms, decent shake, good vendor
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
Brilliant vendor, decent shake, great comms
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- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Nothing wrong with it, I've had it in jars for weeks and the stuff still stinking the house out when cracking the lids. Currently making oil out of it and yes it hits everytime. Worth every penny.
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Such a good deal. Good smoke too! Worth it!!
- 10took 3 days1 month ago
great thanks..
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Great smoke, always order from these guys never let you down! thank you!
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- 5took 3 days2 months ago
Crappiest shake on littlebiggy absolutely taking the piss to call it high thc, 99% leaf like the other review says, joker
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
perfect thanks and happy new year 😎
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- 102 months ago
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- 10took 2 days2 months ago
Nice shake as always would definitely recommend
- 9took 4 days2 months ago
- 8.5took 2 days2 months ago
Not as good as the previous 2 batches. Shame to use the same item post for a stepdown in quality. Still, got me high, even if the cough was a bit overzealous.
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
Great as always
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
Fast delivery, good stealth. Thanks guys merry xmas
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
- 8took 2 days2 months ago
Not the best shake on here by any means, 99% leaf.
- 10took 5 days2 months ago
RM complete mess sending order to Wales instead of London but it got here eventually and glad it did, quality as always and tracking provided as well - great purchase !
Thanks Strainburys - merry Christmas brother 🎄🎄🙏
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
Big props to strainsburys for continuously having a banging bit of shake!
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
Havent yet used but I've had experience with this supllier before and never had a problem with his goods
- 10took 2 days2 months ago