cloud-nine

joined feb 2025

Manifesto

| CLOUD-NINE |

NEWS: Up to date on all orders from 10/02/2025 ALL pending reships going out on 11th - sorry for the waits, need a better system to manage reship

| OUR TERMS |

-Not delivered 2 days after marked sent? Contact for reship

-9:30AM CUTOFF for Same Day Dispatch. -All orders are packed with proper stealth -Any problems with your order please send a message we are happy to rectify.

| CLOUD-NINE |

Reviews snapshot

58 total
3 recent low ratings4/1015/1026/1077/1038/1049/10610/1035
  • 6took 9 days
    5 days ago

    Comms and shipping with this seller was a big issue for me and a lot of other buys it seems, first time I tried buying the seller shipped to a wrong address which he solved, how ever it was not very prompt as you can tell my the time it took to land to me.

    The edibles themself were pretty decent, taste was alright, high was also pretty decent, took 3 and got pretty monged, they did however take hours to kick in which made my day have quite a funny turn.

    I will say this tho, the seller sent me an extra pack and a g or 2 of the hash he has listed on his wall which is the reason I haven’t given the seller lower,

  • 10took 2 days
    6 days ago
  • 7took 21 days
    1 week ago

    Postage took forever.

  • 9took 2 days
    1 week ago

    Would put 10 if delivery was a bit faster. Edibles were great, quite chewy, very good imo.

  • 10took 2 days
    1 week ago

    not too strong had to take all five to get monged but at £8 worth

  • 10took 2 days
    1 week ago

    Great communication from the vendor and very well packed and stealth was great no problem with delivery and for sweets very strong I took 1 and I'm a every day toker so my tolerance is quite high and the 1 sweet definitely got the spot with me and my girlfriend we decided to half another and probably never needed to but early night and great sleep followed definitely buy again. Forget the negative reviews on this vendor and give him a chance to get his delivery time down.

  • 9took 1 day
    2 weeks ago
  • 5took 9 days
    2 weeks ago

    Products were ok, disappointing after waiting so long for them to arrive!!

  • 10took 2 days
    3 weeks ago
  • 6took 4 days
    3 weeks ago

    Not the best, too sticky, very chemical, constantly coughing up and probably shouldn't be used tbh.

  • 10
    3 weeks ago
  • 8took 5 days
    3 weeks ago

    Took 5 days to arrive but the hash is really nice, light coloured sandy, kiefy,strong. thanks

  • 6took 5 days
    4 weeks ago

    Slow delivery. Hash looks and smells amazing but unfortunately it doesn’t burn well, tastes horrible and isn’t particularly strong. Super disappointing. Very generous 6

  • 8took 4 days
    4 weeks ago

    Great product. Not much taste to it, smoked well and had a really nice relaxing body high. Stuff is almost powder like, can just take a bit off and gentle crumble it into a joint. Half way through the first joint I was ready to write it off as rubbish but then it hit me and I was impressed with how nice a stone it had. Only reason this isn't a 10 is the delivery time. Ordered before cut off on Friday, was marked as sent on Saturday but royal mail say they didn't receive it until Monday night and it showed up on the Tuesday, bit disappointing when I paid for next day delivery. I did message the seller for an update and he replied within a day

  • 7took 5 days
    4 weeks ago

    It is what it is at that price but still decent if you don't use a lot of hash

  • 5took 7 days
    4 weeks ago

    Ok took 7 days to come, sent double thanks, in 2 separate packages arriving at same time, not ideal. hash is funny tasting, I won’t be smoking it I’m afraid, not for me.

  • 10took 3 days
    4 weeks ago
  • 6took 5 days
    4 weeks ago

    Ordered Thursday, arrived Tuesday. I was sent 2gs instead of 1g for hat I ordered, although I am not sure what it is. It’s certainly not dry sift hash.

    Giving the benefit of the doubt I will say it’s some kind of kief, maybe - slightly fluffy dusty stuff, no real smell. Just burns under a flame, goes back to dust after you compress it. I have put it through my bench vise press, will leave it for a few days to see if binds, but not really keen on smoking it tbh.

  • 10took 3 days
    4 weeks ago

    Nice,thanks man

  • 10took 9 days
    4 weeks ago

    Spot on, concentrates are decent, won’t win awards but get you high. A little problem that was resolved and some. fantastic vendor highly recommended

  • 9took 4 days
    1 month ago
  • 10took 2 days
    1 month ago

    after much hassle ive received my order plus extra for cancelling twice before, shatter is good and vapes are worth the value.

  • 9took 14 days
    1 month ago

    good sugar, good value, good strength .. del. was 14 days over xmas

  • 10took 9 days
    1 month ago

    Top honest vendor. A pleasure to work with. Took a while to arrive because of Christmas but not the vendor’s fault. Bit of a mix up on weight but the vendor sorted it and more. Highly recommend.

  • 10took 1 day
    1 month ago
  • 10took 2 days
    1 month ago
  • 10took 3 days
    2 months ago
  • 10took 3 days
    2 months ago

    Very nice bit of sugar,especially for the price,nice fruity flavour,with a freebie aswell,happy with purchase,took 2 days to arrive,not 3.

  • 9took 3 days
    2 months ago

    Lovely smooth pull on the sugar vape, would buy again

  • 10took 3 days
    2 months ago
  • 9.5took 5 days
    2 months ago

    Postage was 5 days in total, originally ordered on 23rd, Comms and notification of sent on the 25th sent 26th and got it on the 31st over the holidays which is pretty good. Very nice extracts, I went for an 8th of sugar and shatter and they dab real smooth and tasty with minimal residue in a puffco. I've quite high tolerance and they make me squinty! The sugar glistens and the shatter is like glass, cheers C9. Only downer I'd add is there was a few specks on the shatter, no Biggie.

  • 8.5took 5 days
    2 months ago

    Postage was 5 days in total, originally ordered on 23rd, Comms and notification of sent on the 25th sent 26th and got it on the 31st over the holidays which is pretty good. Very nice extracts, I went for an 8th of sugar and shatter and they dab real smooth and tasty with minimal residue in a puffco. The sugar glistens and the shatter is like glass, cheers C9. Only downer I'd add is there was a few specks on the shatter, no Biggie.

  • 10took 3 days
    2 months ago
  • 10took 2 days
    2 months ago

    Quality pen! Smooth hits.

  • 10took 7 days
    2 months ago

    The suguar extract is absolute mint clean as anything ive dabbed. smooth and perfect all round consistoncy

  • 10took 7 days
    2 months ago

    Lush, smooth and strong bit of bud and a christmas freebie was just an added bonus(dissposable weed vape)

  • 8took 3 days
    2 months ago

    Was very runny and even after being in freezer liquified quite rapidly. Bit of flavour and got you stoned but not for me

  • 10took 2 days
    2 months ago
  • 10took 2 days
    2 months ago

    Cheap and cheerful for a Christmas bargain

  • 10took 4 days
    2 months ago
  • 10took 2 days
    2 months ago
  • 8took 3 days
    10 months ago

    Decent product, stealth and shipping times. On weight too

  • 10took 3 days
    11 months ago
  • 6took 2 days
    11 months ago

    Package arrived quickly and with decent stealth. No leakages. The extract didn't have much taste at all but it did get me stoned. Wouldn't buy again though.

  • 4took 6 days
    11 months ago

    Product - 8/10

    Looks and smells good but one of the tubs is filthy on the outside, had to wipe it down with ISO. The tubs are huge, far too big for 1g. The awkward shape means you can't scrape the ridges with a dab tool. Props for glass, however.

    Delivery - 3/10

    Tried not to be too harsh here but there's just no excuse. I ordered Thursday PM so I'd expect Friday dispatch (pushing Saturday as they're new), considering the manifesto states 1-2 day dispatch and posts from the vendor claim NDD, failing that 2DD. This was dispatched the following Tuesday, according to the tracking - 5 days after I made the order.

    Comms - 1/10

    I messaged the vendor 3 times and did not get a reply to each of my 3 messages. The vendor stated initially that comms were priority - if this is the case, why are paying customers sending 3 messages about their orders and not hearing anything back? This is the one that really rubbed me the wrong way - do NOT say comms are your priority if you can't even be arsed to open my messages.

    I totally appreciate this is a sample offer from a new vendor and I really don't want to come across as a dick - but this experience was an absolute shambles. Compare this with another new vendor whose sample offer I've also just taken advantage of, the difference is NIGHT AND DAY.

    Based on the other reviews, if this is how the vendor has dealt with their first 20 orders, I'll be steering well clear. I told the vendor I'd post a review with pictures but after this, I genuinely can't be arsed. One to avoid IMHO.

  • 10took 2 days
    11 months ago

    All good 👍🏼 very tasty clean and top smoke 💨 thank Cloud9. L

  • 6took 7 days
    11 months ago

    Too slow to dispatch. Now I’m halfway through it, pretty underpowered for concentrate.

  • 10took 1 day
    11 months ago
  • 6took 7 days
    11 months ago

    Soooo....this purchase has put me off using again. I ordered the 1g sample pot on Thursday. Messaged vendor on Saturday as no dispatch update had been provided. Was assured it had been sent Saturday by the vendor. Monday came and went so I thought I'd give benefit of the doubt. Monday order status changed to sent, tues still nothing and no response to the 2 messages I'd sent to vendor. Wednesday rolls around, order finally lands. I have subsequently scanned barcode on label and order was not sent til monday evening. Very disappointed, overall decent product very tasty but overall experience i can't give more than a 6 im afraid.

  • 10took 3 days
    11 months ago

    Tiny amount of badder leaked out of the jar. Tastes good and is strong.

  • 10took 6 days
    11 months ago

    Took a while to arrive, but it was well-packaged and a very generous sample. Great taste and high.

  • 10took 2 days
    11 months ago

    Sample 1g arrived in 2 days, looks and smells OK, yet to try.

  • 7took 3 days
    11 months ago

    sure its just teething problems, asked for crumble received badder (i think) but the tester that arrived was pretty much unusable due to container and transit. most of it is absorbed into the lid, caught in the screw of the jar and lid, and seeped out into the vac pac through the jar, so no idea what product is actually like. good stealth, bit slow.

  • 10took 1 day
    11 months ago

    Sorry for the late review!

    these arrived vac packed and in about 48hours. good stealth, couldnt smell anything and looked like an ebay package.

    The crumble arrived fine, but the sauce had a bit of a leak on the way. I think the glass jars with the screw on lids are not liquid proof as it just seeps out when theyre upside down. I think i lost a fair bit inside the vac packaging.

    Smells wonderful tho! and very pokey, produces lots of vapour in the puffco and a little goes a long way. Sweet tasting with a hint of garlic maybe? Fire stuff.

    The crumble / budder is also great, no complaints at all. For the money you really cant go wrong.

  • 10took 1 day
    11 months ago

    Good product. Like hard gum consistency. Would prefer a non stick pot. All good though

  • 10took 1 day
    11 months ago

    Really nice, lovely to work with, Stealth and delivery on point would definitely recommend

  • 10took 1 day
    11 months ago

    fast delivery, the badder sample itself is stinking, proper heavy on the terps and the high is potent 👌

  • 10took 1 day
    11 months ago

    Nice product and very quick delivery will purchase again.