TheAlchemist420

Online todayJoined mar 2025

12 items1,095 reviews9.8/10~2d delivery

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Get ready to snag some awesome products at prices so good, even your wallet will thank you! We’re all about delivering top-notch service and real value every time you shop with us. PSA: We offer FREE SHIPPING on all orders (yep, you read that right). If your order doesn’t arrive, don’t panic — we’ll replace missing orders with no fuss. (But seriously… check your neighbour’s porch first.) We pack every order with care, and our team does regular quality checks to make sure everything that goes out is exactly how it should be. If something ever isn’t quite right, we’ll sort it — simple as that. We dispatch Monday to Saturday. • Mon–Fri cut-off: 2pm for same-day dispatch • Saturday cut-off: 11am All orders are sent via Royal Mail 24 so they reach you fast. If you ever have an issue with your order, just drop us a message. We’ll make it right — no drama. We also offer a bespoke service for anyone who wants a product made to a specific MG or custom requirement. Send us your details and we’ll get it arranged. Bespoke orders usually take 3–5 days, depending on the product and quantities. By placing an order, you’re agreeing to all of this… and probably a bit more in our bio. Enjoy the ride!

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RSO Oil

Concentrates

Afgan Squidgy Black Hash

Hash9.72d

Pure Live Resin Vape Carts 510

Vapes9.82d

Nerd Bites 50mg Each

Vapes10.02d

Fruitella Fruit Chews

Edibles9.92d

Milkshakes 50mg

Vapes9.92d

Vanilla Fudge 80mg

Edibles9.92d

Live Resin INFUSED Hot Drinks

Concentrates10.02d

300mg Skull Gummies (10x30mg)

Edibles9.92d

LIVE RESIN

Concentrates9.92d

Live Resin Oil 1000mg

Tincture9.82d

90mg Live Resin Gummies

Edibles9.92d

Reviews

150 recent (1095 total)~2d avg delivery

Awesome stuff. Arrived quickly, packaging was great. Can't fault it at any stage. Will definitely be back for more at some point! <3

9.5

Nice buzz

10/10 trainwreck

Was stuck in the RM for a bit, heat got to them during transport but once it settled worked fine, appreciate the fudge ✌️ ate it first asked questions later 😂😂

9.5

Holy shit.

amazing

Efficiency drives efficiency. Say no more.

The oil surprised me, nice lasting effect, can use it in drinks and food, though you might need a whole pippet squeeze (about 6 drops or so) to get a good kick from the oil. I'd definitely order this again, nice, discreet, easy to use.

Good potency, nice flavour. The fudge is hard and crumbly, rather than soft and gooey. Still good though.

Great carts, powerful & smooth. Always arrive quickly and well packaged

Wonderful as always. I really do love these chews

Really nice!

Excellent Service again. Thanks

These are great. They hit me faster and it's a lasting high.

Excellent as always. Very nice flavour and high.

Good for the price.

Often imitated never replicated

Perfect everytime. Repeat customer for a reason 😉

Excellent in every way. Highly recommend.

Got sent a piece in a order and it hit the spot. So ordered kore and didnt disaapoint

Great milkshake ordered these a few times.hit the spot

Class as always, top marks

Came back for my second purchase because i really liked the first one. Arrived super fast. This Permanent Marker cart is incredibly strong immediate powerful head high that makes everything look clear and pleasantly surreal. Amazing vibe, will definitely keep buying from them

These taste amazing and last for a good couple of hours also got a free fruitella to try and they was 10/10

Doesn't smell very strongly of blueberry, high is mild, but first time trying live resin and it is working, so it's probably just me.

technically its 3 days because of the weekend but anyway let me get to the point.Nice concealed parcel, vacuum sealed with another pot for the cartridge itselfHe also gave me a free sweet :3I havent tried the cart idc ima say it, its amazingFrom Me.

Returning customer but think these vapes are better than ever before 🍻🍻

Brilliant as always. Very happy repeat customer

So good thank you

These are outstanding as is everything these guys. Thank you. Back soon

These edibles are blooming lovely. Takes the edge off when I have to look after the kids for the day.

Ordered Sunday morning expecting they’d post it Monday for Tuesday delivery. They created the ticket but didn’t actually deliver it to RM until Weds so didn’t get delivered to my address until Friday by which time I’d already left on hols. Big bummer.

Excellent in every way.

Fantastic edibles

rm just bugging regularly and they respond very fast to any messages which is a bonus, and this is the best gummy ive ever had. it tastes so good and doesnt smell/taste like weed whatsoever. love em <3

Another winner from the top chef at the Alchemist labs. Honestly, you won’t find a better vendor for edibles. The whole lineup is potent, tasty and beats anyone else on price. Love these guys 🐐

💯🔥

Fire as usual

ditto. get some more.

very oily. very sticky. nice smoke. and all gone.

Top notch

excellent fudge. i took half of one for sleep and it was great, very relaxing with no hangover

All good

nice carts on LB, be sure to get munchies after

smooth and tasty flavour, strong high, trainwreck is a new favourite! came with a free sweet too which was really nice :)

Repeat purchase, great carts!

Best carts on LB, i have had many orders. top seller, highly recommended.

Amazing as always. Keep up the good work

Very tasty and strong too. So good I thought I'd reviewed it already :)

Great taste and high.

Ordered for a friend and they loved them. Couldn’t stop giggling

Cart hits nice and smooth.got free edible too

Always banging totally reliable spot on everytime. Thanks fir free gift also 😁

I have not touched a joint in over 2 months all thanks to this vendor's products. Can't praise them enough.

Consistent quality and service! Definitely need more vendors like this.

excellent drinks. i use the sativa in the morning (half a sachet) and the indica at night. they hit better than edibles. will buy again

love these bites and cheers for the extras!

fantastic as always

arrived on sunday somehow! amazing carts as always, my go to cart guy cheers!

Really good gummies these! Top stealth, ndd. Thank you.

Nice bit of classic asian hashish, sticky, thick smoke, indica effects.

Great seller, Top carts will be back for more!

Brilliant as always, loved everything I've tried so far

Excellent quality.

I saw some random review on a different sellers edible page saying they don't compare to this fudge so got curious and found it and placed an order and damn, I'm glad I did. These legitimately taste amazing, I almost ate more just for the flavour before stopping myself. Within 40 minutes I could feel the effects beginning to take hold, with a nice high that lasted the whole evening. These are straight up magical lmao. Will definitely be a repeat customer here, thank you to the Alchemist and thanks to that one random reviewer seen elsewhere!

Really, really nice product! Sent and packed as advertised. Top service!

Sadly took 7 days to arrive but in this time the seller had already sent me a new one as there was no movement in the tracking so shout out the seller for that one,I definitely recommend the product and the service!10/10

EPIC value, EPIC high, EPIC product.Unbeatable products and customer service on LB. OG Kush is super fire indica hit. just ordered the 90mg gummies🍬 and roadkill skunk 🦨 vape, I’ll let y’all know how they hit😜

These are fantastic 👏 Stealth 👌

That’s definitely 90mg 😏, one of these and a milkshake and I was absent of mind while also blessed with a full night sleep. Premium edible

Slight bit of leakage out of the bottom but that can be put down to being stuck in RM process a few days.As for the product, excellent quality if not the best I have found on here for live resin. Love the packaging, the taste was spot on (didn’t taste like plant material), the best effect I have had from a cartridge, will definitely be coming back.

very strong gummy’s and taste really nice will defo be buying again

The best! Lovely taste and strong

visually nice, smoked it in a joint and can say It’s definitely hitting. Very soft and can be rolled into a little worm to make a donut joint. Also best preserved in the fridge in my opinion.

I can't praise this vendor and their products or their customer service enough. They have been constantly consistent with their products which help me immensely with my pain. I stupidly tried another vendor on here as their gummies looked good. WORST DECISION EVER! Their product didn't work at all for one packet contacted customer service and got an oh well. So it's safe to say I am never going anywhere else again. The Fudge is my favourite but the Gummies are also fantastic. I got a free hot chocolate to try and I'm excited to give it a go. Thank you so much for your service

Nice product, taste is good and Herby and delivers a bit of bliss to your day

Royal mail messed up the order, but finally got it

great carts first ones that have not made me cough too much and very strong didn't take long to feel it hit

Perfect every time

Great service, and a nice fudge freebie for the bank holiday

These taste great. Munch 2 if your experienced for a stronger high.