TheAlchemist420

Last seen yesterdayJoined mar 2025

11 items1,139 reviews9.8/10~2d delivery

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Get ready to snag some awesome products at prices so good, even your wallet will thank you! We’re all about delivering top-notch service and real value every time you shop with us. PSA: We offer FREE SHIPPING on all orders (yep, you read that right). If your order doesn’t arrive, don’t panic — we’ll replace missing orders with no fuss. (But seriously… check your neighbour’s porch first.) We pack every order with care, and our team does regular quality checks to make sure everything that goes out is exactly how it should be. If something ever isn’t quite right, we’ll sort it — simple as that. We dispatch Monday to Saturday. • Mon–Fri cut-off: 2pm for same-day dispatch • Saturday cut-off: 11am All orders are sent via Royal Mail 24 so they reach you fast. If you ever have an issue with your order, just drop us a message. We’ll make it right — no drama. We also offer a bespoke service for anyone who wants a product made to a specific MG or custom requirement. Send us your details and we’ll get it arranged. Bespoke orders usually take 3–5 days, depending on the product and quantities. By placing an order, you’re agreeing to all of this… and probably a bit more in our bio. Enjoy the ride!

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RSO Oil

Concentrates7.02d

Pure Live Resin Vape Carts 510

Vapes9.72d

Nerd Bites 50mg Each

Vapes9.92d

Fruitella Fruit Chews

Edibles9.92d

Milkshakes 50mg

Vapes9.82d

Vanilla Fudge 80mg

Edibles9.92d

Live Resin INFUSED Hot Drinks

Concentrates10.02d

300mg Skull Gummies (10x30mg)

Edibles9.92d

LIVE RESIN

Concentrates9.92d

Live Resin Oil 1000mg

Tincture9.52d

90mg Live Resin Gummies

Edibles9.92d

Reviews

150 recent (1139 total)~2d avg delivery

Decent carts, taste is on point. Answered my questions quickly, would definitely up from them again. Thanks

Perfect, thank you so much! Appreciate the extra lil treat too!!

8 as compared to other live resin products it has a lighter colour which may be due to different extraction methods but can also mean that I has some added D9 element. I can't tell, so I can't give 10, but it is certainly a good product overall; has no artificial taste as a distillate would have, hits nicely hence the 8

Lovely stuff. Can’t go wrong with this one

Wood-tip killed all the flavour, poor quality hardware and poor customer service. Avoid

Spot on all round. Good value hash. Thanks TA420

Can't input that this actually took 11 days. Bad then no comms. I'm putting this in the box marked "Pistach" and won't be using again. Tempted to post a timeline of this horseshit on his main page. Fucking ridiculous.

Fire as usual clean nice hits consistent throughout the cart

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As usual the carts are Num 1 in my opinion ..comms and service great as usual also a wee freebie which was most appreciated .This guy knows his stuff.

Great product and service again 👌

Quick delivery and really good squidgy. Will deffo order again

Beautiful Hash nice terps

Prompt service , nice stuff , needs to be kept chilled ,

Damn, I've tried 5 different cart vendors over the last few months and I've now found the best of the best. First few drags are a bit awkward but after those, these are insanely nice. Decent flavour profile & the effects surpass any other I've tried, with 8 pulls lasting me the entire evening. Will 110% be ordering again. Oh and the stealth & packaging was top notch too, so yeah Thanks!

I bought 3 carts all different only tried OG but can already tell it's better than any other carts I've had the flavour is amazing and doesn't rip your throat apart, however you still get a nice throat kick (a necessity for me)... 4 blasts and mildly high not too much I smoke about 1.5g a day on avg... but others may be stronger. RM couldn't cope with the heat so was delayed but not the sellers fault and they were reassuring throughout and offered replacements if it delayed another day. Comms were amazing throughout so thanks guys!

Really nice stuff. Bit of a lightweight with edibles but just one drop does the trick for me

8.5

Very nice oily blackness.medium strength stone ,nice clean bit of hash 🤟🤟

Awesome stuff. Arrived quickly, packaging was great. Can't fault it at any stage. Will definitely be back for more at some point! <3

9.5

Nice buzz

10/10 trainwreck

Was stuck in the RM for a bit, heat got to them during transport but once it settled worked fine, appreciate the fudge ✌️ ate it first asked questions later 😂😂

9.5

Holy shit.

amazing

Efficiency drives efficiency. Say no more.

The oil surprised me, nice lasting effect, can use it in drinks and food, though you might need a whole pippet squeeze (about 6 drops or so) to get a good kick from the oil. I'd definitely order this again, nice, discreet, easy to use.

Good potency, nice flavour. The fudge is hard and crumbly, rather than soft and gooey. Still good though.

Great carts, powerful & smooth. Always arrive quickly and well packaged

Wonderful as always. I really do love these chews

Really nice!

Excellent Service again. Thanks

These are great. They hit me faster and it's a lasting high.

Excellent as always. Very nice flavour and high.

Good for the price.

Often imitated never replicated

Perfect everytime. Repeat customer for a reason 😉

Excellent in every way. Highly recommend.

Got sent a piece in a order and it hit the spot. So ordered kore and didnt disaapoint

Great milkshake ordered these a few times.hit the spot

Class as always, top marks

Came back for my second purchase because i really liked the first one. Arrived super fast. This Permanent Marker cart is incredibly strong immediate powerful head high that makes everything look clear and pleasantly surreal. Amazing vibe, will definitely keep buying from them

These taste amazing and last for a good couple of hours also got a free fruitella to try and they was 10/10

Doesn't smell very strongly of blueberry, high is mild, but first time trying live resin and it is working, so it's probably just me.

technically its 3 days because of the weekend but anyway let me get to the point.Nice concealed parcel, vacuum sealed with another pot for the cartridge itselfHe also gave me a free sweet :3I havent tried the cart idc ima say it, its amazingFrom Me.

Returning customer but think these vapes are better than ever before 🍻🍻

Brilliant as always. Very happy repeat customer

So good thank you

These are outstanding as is everything these guys. Thank you. Back soon

These edibles are blooming lovely. Takes the edge off when I have to look after the kids for the day.

Ordered Sunday morning expecting they’d post it Monday for Tuesday delivery. They created the ticket but didn’t actually deliver it to RM until Weds so didn’t get delivered to my address until Friday by which time I’d already left on hols. Big bummer.

Excellent in every way.

Fantastic edibles

rm just bugging regularly and they respond very fast to any messages which is a bonus, and this is the best gummy ive ever had. it tastes so good and doesnt smell/taste like weed whatsoever. love em <3

Another winner from the top chef at the Alchemist labs. Honestly, you won’t find a better vendor for edibles. The whole lineup is potent, tasty and beats anyone else on price. Love these guys 🐐

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Fire as usual

ditto. get some more.

very oily. very sticky. nice smoke. and all gone.

Top notch

excellent fudge. i took half of one for sleep and it was great, very relaxing with no hangover

All good

nice carts on LB, be sure to get munchies after

smooth and tasty flavour, strong high, trainwreck is a new favourite! came with a free sweet too which was really nice :)

Repeat purchase, great carts!

Best carts on LB, i have had many orders. top seller, highly recommended.

Amazing as always. Keep up the good work

Very tasty and strong too. So good I thought I'd reviewed it already :)

Great taste and high.

Ordered for a friend and they loved them. Couldn’t stop giggling

Cart hits nice and smooth.got free edible too

Always banging totally reliable spot on everytime. Thanks fir free gift also 😁

I have not touched a joint in over 2 months all thanks to this vendor's products. Can't praise them enough.

Consistent quality and service! Definitely need more vendors like this.

excellent drinks. i use the sativa in the morning (half a sachet) and the indica at night. they hit better than edibles. will buy again

love these bites and cheers for the extras!

fantastic as always