TheAlchemist420
Manifesto
Get ready to snag some awesome products at prices so good, even your wallet will thank you! We’re all about delivering top-notch service and real value every time you shop with us.
PSA: We offer FREE SHIPPING on all orders (yep, you read that right). If your order doesn’t arrive, don’t panic — we’ll replace missing orders with no fuss. (But seriously… check your neighbour’s porch first.)
We pack every order with care, and our team does regular quality checks to make sure everything that goes out is exactly how it should be. If something ever isn’t quite right, we’ll sort it — simple as that.
We dispatch Monday to Saturday. • Mon–Fri cut-off: 2pm for same-day dispatch • Saturday cut-off: 11am All orders are sent via Royal Mail 24 so they reach you fast.
If you ever have an issue with your order, just drop us a message. We’ll make it right — no drama.
We also offer a bespoke service for anyone who wants a product made to a specific MG or custom requirement. Send us your details and we’ll get it arranged. Bespoke orders usually take 3–5 days, depending on the product and quantities.
By placing an order, you’re agreeing to all of this… and probably a bit more in our bio. Enjoy the ride!
Reviews snapshot
- 10took 1 dayil y a 19 heures
Say no more!
- 10took 3 daysil y a 1 jour
These are the best carts I have tried on LB, by a pretty clear margin. Have I had stronger elsewhere? Yes, but I also paid a lot more for them.
These feel WONDERFUL, a long lasting and potent high, for the price I don't think there is a better alternative on LB.
They always come quickly, well packaged, and The Alchemist goes above and beyond and provides the RM tracking number for every order.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 jours
Quality!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 jours
Great
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 jours
Great!
- 10took 1 dayil y a 2 jours
Great vapes, good high, although I do wish they lasted longer this could be due to the thickness of the extract used but wish it lasted longer for the price. Product was amazing while it lasted!
- 9took 3 daysil y a 2 jours
good gummies get you nice and stoned and came with a free fudge
- 10took 3 daysil y a 2 jours
tastes great and hit as a 90mg should 10/10 all round
- 10took 3 daysil y a 2 jours
i dont buy any other carts now best on the lb
- 10took 3 daysil y a 2 jours
Good sweets and good price
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 jours
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 jours
Perfect buzz and taste so good
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 jours
Patiently waiting for these to come back in-stock 👀
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 jours
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 jours
Bang on
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 jours
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- 10took 1 dayil y a 4 jours
- 10took 3 daysil y a 4 jours
3 days because of RM issues. Best chews anywhere with real incognito stealth and friendly comms. Lost count of how many successful orders, A real credit to any platform. Freebie once again is most welcome ❤️
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 jours
These are the best carts!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 jours
These are the best carts!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 jours
These vapes hit!!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 jours
Be coming back again for these - absolutely wonderful!
- 10took 1 dayil y a 5 jours
lovely stuff. the cart smells great and gives a clean high :)
- 10took 2 daysil y a 5 jours
Amazing product with great high and delivery, it came with a gift too which I’m super excited to try! Definitely recommend
- 10took 1 dayil y a 5 jours
Nice flavours great as usual
- 10took 1 dayil y a 5 jours
Great as usual
- 10took 1 dayil y a 5 jours
Taste and high amazing highly recommend
- 10took 1 dayil y a 5 jours
Best on lb. Great full spectrum high, spot on
- 10took 1 dayil y a 5 jours
Best on lb. Great full spectrum high, spot on
- 9took 2 daysil y a 5 jours
- 10took 2 daysil y a 6 jours
recommend the carts
- 10took 3 daysil y a 6 jours
Great product again! Thanks Alchemist
- 10took 2 daysil y a 6 jours
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- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 semaine
- 10took 2 daysil y a 1 semaine
First order with this vendor. Did the pic n mix. Good stealth, packaging is very nice though I suppose I would prefer the carts in the plastic resealable tubes like other vendors send carts as they do stink when out of the packaging and putting them back in packaging isn’t how I like to store them, luckily I have spare tubes anyway. Also the labels on the cart packaging should someone in post office open them would give the game away.
Only tried one of my carts and it was smooth n tasty and gave a strong high, top quality. Just as good as other LR vendors but at a better price. Also a nice freebie was included, looking forward to trying the milkshake powder soon. Great vendor, will be back. Thanks
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 semaine
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- 10took 2 daysil y a 1 semaine
Nice high
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 semaine
First of all just would like to say fantastic customer service!! My last order had a little issue (not alchemist fault, just a dud coil) I told the alchemist and he sent me out a new one the next day which btw taste AMAZING. Now back to the order at hand, these chews are great tasting and give a nice buzz. Got given one in my last order as a free b and had to buy some.
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 semaine
BEST VENDOR IVE ENCOUNTED!!!
Dont skip out on these guys they are top blokes with top product ordered 2 live resin carts and they are extremely potent and flavourful gotta be best on LB plus I got a freebie 50mg live resin Vanilla Latte ;) will 110% be coming back!
- 10took 4 daysil y a 1 semaine
No shade on The Alchemist for the slight delay in receiving this, I got a notification that it had been sent the day after my late-night order, it was just the Royal Mail doing RM things. Beautifully packaged when it did arrive and really, really effective!
- 10took 3 daysil y a 1 semaine
- 10took 3 daysil y a 1 semaine
I love these, they're a real treat, thanks
- 10took 2 daysil y a 1 semaine
- 10took 5 daysil y a 1 semaine
Once again quality carts, very strong and tasty. Best on LB at the moment for quality and price. Only issue again was some of the carts were only 3/4 full, but I have to say the quality of these is second to none. Will 100% be using again. Cheers Alchemist.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
Fast delivery decent vape with great packaging also came with a nice freebie.
- 10took 1 dayil y a 2 semaines
Absolutely delicious 🤤 It’s hard not eating the whole packet in one go it tastes that good. Nice long lasting high
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
Arrived today and I couldn't be happier with the skywalker OG live resin carts. Easily the best one ive tried so far! Can't wait to try the other strains, I think pineapple express is next if its available when I come to order.
Also received a free Cannashake as well (cannabis milkshake) which i was not expecting, can't wait to try that! Love the packaging on the carts as well that tells you the flavour profile etc
- 10il y a 2 semaines
My Go2 vendor for carts, thanks for the generosity always and that freebie Milkshake soooo good. always responds, communicates very patiently and kindly to my requests. Can’t say enough good things about. Top service
- 10took 1 dayil y a 2 semaines
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- 10took 3 daysil y a 2 semaines
Great flavour and high. Will be ordering again
- 10took 3 daysil y a 2 semaines
Potent, great flavour and great stealth
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
Superb value - good gummies these! (The milkshake sample was tasty af and stronger than expected). Thank you x
- 10took 1 dayil y a 2 semaines
Great as usual! These live resin carts are the best and cheapest on LB in my humble opinion
- 10took 1 dayil y a 2 semaines
Great chews no funny aftertastes like some I’ve had before
- 10took 3 daysil y a 2 semaines
- 9took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
Love this fudge. Very nice flavour and even better high. Will defo be back for more. Also thanks for the extra piece. Very much appreciated.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
This oil is very good and versatile. Iv put like 7 to 8 drops in a hot drink and gives a good high. Also iv had it just a few drops under the tongue and also gives a nice high.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
- 10took 1 dayil y a 2 semaines
Wow really nice zesty orange with greeny after taste good buzz intense asettles down nicely try one you'll like it good stealth option when you need a sly Jay also there fudge is lethal all good fast delivery
- 9took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
Very nice flavour and a good high.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
Excellent again. Great tasting gummies with a nice lasting intense high. Also thanks for the extra piece.
- 10took 1 dayil y a 2 semaines
Consistent and great.
- 10took 1 dayil y a 2 semaines
i got the hybrid milkshakes. excellent. bought again
- 10took 1 dayil y a 2 semaines
Best carts on lb. Consistant quality and quick delivery. Carts are spot on. Smell and taste amazing
- 10took 2 daysil y a 2 semaines
The best edibles!
- 10took 1 dayil y a 3 semaines
Great as usual! These live resin carts are the best and cheapest on LB in my humble opinion
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 semaines
Highly recommended, much love for the generous freebies
- 10took 4 daysil y a 3 semaines
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- 10took 1 dayil y a 3 semaines
Ok so the hot chocolate was my 1st try and it didn’t disappoint. Rest I did (couldn’t move) slept like a dead person! coffee great start up. sweets on point as always new milkshake was very nice high
- 10took 1 dayil y a 3 semaines
Really good gummies, been trying to keep off smoking and these work a treat. Top stealth and a sample of some fudge which was lovely. 10/10 all day long.Thank you!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 semaines
Excellent flavour with a nice full body high. Defo gonna order again.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 semaines
Outstanding product and service. I tried to give it 11/10 but computer said no...
- 10took 1 dayil y a 3 semaines
I've bought carts from LB for 3 years. The live resin carts here blow holes in the competition. Speedy service as always and a welcomed free gift. The Alchemy troops are legitimate. Fckn love these guys.
- 10took 3 daysil y a 3 semaines
- 10took 1 dayil y a 3 semaines
10/10 as always. Cheers for the free fudge!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 semaines
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 semaines
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 semaines
super tasty and great for a chill day!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 semaines
good flavour, potent effects and lasted ages!
- 10took 1 dayil y a 3 semaines
I dont bother with any other vendors on LB anymore. The Alchemist is knocking it out the park Superb and generous vendor.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 3 semaines
- 10took 1 dayil y a 3 semaines
- 10took 1 dayil y a 3 semaines
Awesome thanks
- 10took 1 dayil y a 3 semaines
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- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
Honestly. I'm happy. Thank you.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
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- 9.5took 10 daysil y a 4 semaines
Still not received
- 9.5took 10 daysil y a 4 semaines
Still not received
- 9.5took 10 daysil y a 4 semaines
Still not received
- 10took 1 dayil y a 4 semaines
I placed a second order with this seller because I enjoyed the carts so much. Unfortunately, due to Royal Mail, my package went missing — but the way this was handled says everything about the kind of person he is.
Without hesitation, he sent out a replacement straight away and even included some extra treats. That level of care and generosity is honestly rare these days — better customer service than Amazon, no joke.
Top-notch products, top-class guy, and truly amazing service from start to finish. I’ll definitely be back for more and wouldn’t hesitate to recommend him to anyone.
- 10took 4 daysil y a 4 semaines
Love these! Cant recommend them enough. They hit harder and faster than anything else on here and they actually taste good. Got a free 80mg piece of fudge as well!
- 10took 1 dayil y a 4 semaines
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- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
Arrived on time. Great product.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
- 10took 1 dayil y a 4 semaines
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
Excellent as usual, these are really nice. Thanks for the extra, I'll be back for sure.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
These hot drinks are excellent. They taste really nice and the effects are very good and last a long time. Defo will back for more.
- 9took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
Very good cart. Taste nice and a very good effect.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
The best edibles I’ve had on LB after being here for many years. One sweet hits the spot nicely for me as I don’t have a huge tolerance to edibles. Nice chilled relaxing high that lasts for hours
- 10took 3 daysil y a 4 semaines
10/10 again. Second order of LR from this lot and I cannot fault them
- 10took 2 daysil y a 4 semaines
These are some excellent quality gummies. Had 2 and was on a really nice high which lasts. Gonna be back for more!!
- 8took 1 dayil y a 4 semaines
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
Sour pebbles is definitely my favourite profile on this cartridge, really sweet and smooth and nice effects and really moreish 10/10!
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
Amazing stuff as always, great flavour profile heavy eye high and knocks me out within half an hour and i’m quite a steady user! Appreciate the freebies too amazing service! 10/10
- 10took 3 daysil y a 1 mois
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
Another banging cart and another amazing freebie even asked a little request and they honoured it. 10/10 service will be back payday!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 1 mois
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
Order arrived swiftly and live resin is good. Also cheers for the freebie
- 10took 2 daysil y a 1 mois
Spot on as always, best carts on here. Sorted an issue with a previous order with no problems at all.
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
I dont know how you did it but I received your package from order in 18 hrs. Repeat buyer with your sweets, which really hit the spot! Customer service is always brilliant and overall a great experience. Thank You
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
Great delivery time, ordered Thursday night, arrived Sat morning. Packaged really well, and a free hot chocolate included, which was a nice touch, And tasted good 👍. I thought the carts were amazing, Tasted premium, they are Resin and did the job. 1 of the better trustworthy vendors on LB. Only issue I had was the air bubble in the cart.
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- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
1 does something 2 buzzing pub venture 3 sweet spot couch lock 4 and ur fighting 4 your life
- 10took 2 daysil y a 1 mois
I’ve used these guys a few times and the carts are clean,great price and consistently reliable. The sour pebbles and the orange punch are great.
- 10took 2 daysil y a 1 mois
banging edibles as always! Top class
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
One of the best carts i've had (i've had loads!)
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
10/10 arrived in 1 day Love these carts!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 1 mois
Very good
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
Best vapes on LB. Had so many flavours and no issues at all. Thank you for the freebie, fudge tastes amazing and packs a punch!
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
One of my favourite things on all of LB. Such a nice high and tastes 10/10 mixed in with some galaxy hot chocolate!
- 10took 2 daysil y a 1 mois
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- 10took 1 dayil y a 1 mois
Haven't tried the vapes yet but just wanted to leave a review to thank you for the fast shipping and freebie vanilla fudge. Didn't read the mg on it and had half of it. Was blown into space for a few hours! Thanks for the kind gesture.
- 9took 2 daysil y a 1 mois
Animal cake, orange punch, fire (og?) i remember off the top of my head. 😆 will definitely be using again. Live resin.carts. quality .
- 10took 3 daysil y a 1 mois
the best carts on lb i reckon this time round i got orange punch and animal cakes both taste amzing a real flavor profile rather than just lemon and they hit just as you would expect a live resin cart to hit AND the carts are wicked, a well deserved 10/10 and the little extra treat is nice and smart marketing lol :) my next order will have to include this very tasty milkshake :)