TheAlchemist420
Manifesto
Get ready to snag some awesome products at prices so good, even your wallet will thank you! We’re all about delivering top-notch service and real value every time you shop with us.
PSA: We offer FREE SHIPPING on all orders (yep, you read that right). If your order doesn’t arrive, don’t panic — we’ll replace missing orders with no fuss. (But seriously… check your neighbour’s porch first.)
We pack every order with care, and our team does regular quality checks to make sure everything that goes out is exactly how it should be. If something ever isn’t quite right, we’ll sort it — simple as that.
We dispatch Monday to Saturday. • Mon–Fri cut-off: 2pm for same-day dispatch • Saturday cut-off: 11am All orders are sent via Royal Mail 24 so they reach you fast.
If you ever have an issue with your order, just drop us a message. We’ll make it right — no drama.
We also offer a bespoke service for anyone who wants a product made to a specific MG or custom requirement. Send us your details and we’ll get it arranged. Bespoke orders usually take 3–5 days, depending on the product and quantities.
By placing an order, you’re agreeing to all of this… and probably a bit more in our bio. Enjoy the ride!
Items (6)
Pure Live Resin Vape Carts 510
The Alchemist is proud to present our range of live resin 1ml vape carts
90mg Live Resin Gummies
The Alchemist are proud to present our 90mg live resin gummies (5x90mg =450mg)
Live Resin INFUSED Hot Drinks
The Alchemist is Proud to present our range of live resin infused hot drinks: •50mg Galaxy Hot Chocolate (Indica) •50mg and 100mg Vanilla Latte (Sativa)
Milkshakes 50mg
Introducing Our Range of live resin infused Milkshakes
300mg Skull Gummies (10x30mg)
Our Skull Gummies are a potent blend of 50% live resin and 50% Delta-9 distillate, delivering a powerful, full-spectrum experience with bold flavor and serious effects. Each gummy hits hard and tastes great – not for the faint of heart! 💀?…
Fruitella Fruit Chews
We are proud to introduce our full spectrum infused fruitella
Reviews snapshot
- 10took 1 day1 day ago
Strong and yummy
- 10took 2 days2 days ago
I keep buying these carts, they are fab! great taste and hit. probably the best carts here, and i've had few :)
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Bought as a gift - top marks from the recipient.
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Absolutely FIRE!!! Will be back for more (6 orders in)
- 10took 3 days4 days ago
All good, Tasty with nice high
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
beautiful taste and high, really good product up there with the best on here, thoroughly recommended
- 10took 2 days5 days ago
Great service, speed, stealth and great vape cartridges
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Really nice high effect, mellow and high but not knocked out
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Arrived next day, seller was friendly and reponsive. the cart is banging too
- 10took 1 day7 days ago
Great as usual!
- 10took 1 day1 week ago
Brilliant everytime.
- 10took 3 days1 week ago
Great mix of flavours. Nice carts
- 10took 1 day1 week ago
Brilliant chill factor thank you
- 10took 3 days1 week ago
I've ordered several vapes from this seller over the past several weeks. And honestly, this seller is a 10. The seller quickly replaced my last order with a new one the next day due to a clog, demonstrating their excellent communication and issue resolution skills. The replacement came in with my most recent order, and unfortunately, it came leaking out the bottom; nonetheless, the quality of the bho vape is still a 10 per usual even though its a hassle to pull any vapour
- 10took 3 days1 week ago
Came melted together, not the sellers fault it was because of the heat, but works absolute wonders! Will be buying again!!!
- 10took 2 days1 week ago
Top quality product Super strong, half a 50mg is plenty Love these drinks
- 10took 2 days1 week ago
Hot chocolate drinks are top quality.
- 10took 4 days1 week ago
I was unsure when I ordered these as I'm not a smoker I just enjoy the odd edible but the hot chocolate was lovley tasting and after 15 mins I can feel effect...so it's a yes from me thank u x
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Fantastico! Nice and strong, arrived quickly and well packaged
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Fantastic, good strength and no hassle delivery!
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Still the best carts on LB by miles. Skywalker OG is unreal.
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- 10took 3 days2 weeks ago
Absolutely fantastic as always! The only reason for the delay was Royal Mail/bank holiday; otherwise, delivery is always next day with this wonderful vendor. I regularly use his carts, and they truly surpass all the others out there. You don't need many hits to get there. I'll be back soon! Plus, he threw in an extra cart and some tasty edibles! Such a great vendor with top-quality products and a genuinely nice person.
- 10took 3 days2 weeks ago
Tastes like a fruitella. Nice, mellow hit.
- 10took 3 days2 weeks ago
Excellent service, quick and well packaged. The carts have a nice, distinctive flavour and a good hit. Best with a battery that has a preheat but a top vape.
- 10took 3 days2 weeks ago
Lovely flavour and consistency, leaves you with a nice buzz, otherwise great for before bed to help with a solid bit of sleep.
- 10took 3 days2 weeks ago
Really good flavour, great high and at a reasonable price.
- 10took 3 days2 weeks ago
A nice strong gummy, great flavour and hard hitting high. My only negative would be the price/quantity.
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repeat order, love these carts. definitely one of the best carts i've personally used.
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
repeat order, love these carts. definitely one of the best carts i've personally used.
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Excellent sweets, taste great and work very well.
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- 102 weeks ago
Arrived promptly. One chew is more than enough for me. 10/10.
- 10took 2 days2 weeks ago
Really good stuff. I don't have a particularly high tolerance so half of one of these does it for me. But the whole thing isn't unbearable. Gave one to a friend and we both had a really good sleep afterwards, which isn't usually the case for me with edibles. Vendor did mention to me they're full spectrum. Plus they're vegan, which is cool.
- 10took 1 day2 weeks ago
fantastic Products great vendor I,ll be back and not in a terminator way
- 10took 1 day2 weeks ago
Fantastic products great vendor I will be a returning customer
- 10took 1 day2 weeks ago
Mate I had a fruitella sweet last night and omg took me right back to early 90s bucket/bong hit was visionary and the best high I have had in years after 4 years suffering with chronic sciatica you sir have made me a very happy guy <3
- 10took 1 day2 weeks ago
Not tried these yet but if my experience with the vendors other products is anything to go by party time awaits
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10/10 repeat customer here constant fire from these carts
- 10took 3 days2 weeks ago
Many thanks
- 10took 2 days3 weeks ago
Great as always
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Always spot on highly recommend
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Repeat customer, banging every time 10/10
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- 10took 5 days3 weeks ago
Great carts big tanks only tried the Pineapple Express so far but great strong high would definitely recommend at price
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Rainbow Belts - Great terpes on this one
- 10took 4 days3 weeks ago
It's surprising the effect just taking one can have on you at times. The flavour on these bang too.
- 10took 4 days3 weeks ago
Taste and effect still on point.
- 10took 2 days3 weeks ago
Great as always
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
🔥🔥🔥
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Fast delivery. As described. Good stuff.
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- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Next day delivery, well packaged, fab carts. I've made several repeat orders. these are serious some of the best carts I've had. great taste and certainly hits the spot ;) thanks!
- 10took 1 day3 weeks ago
Next day delivery, well packaged, fab carts. I've made several repeat orders. these are serious some of the best carts I've had. great taste and certainly hits the spot ;) thanks!
- 10took 3 days4 weeks ago
The best , as always 👌🏽
- 10took 3 days4 weeks ago
3 Days to arrive due to shite RM. Well worth the wait though, these little beauty's got me through a 13 and then 12 hour flight, be careful though, they're moreish as fk, tried loads of different THC Sweets, these imho are the best.
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Great sweets and high. Not too strong for regular users, but fantastic nonetheless.
- 10took 3 days4 weeks ago
Cleanest vapes I have ever used, great value and quality. Would strongly recommend.
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- 8took 3 days4 weeks ago
Fire as usual love all the different flavours
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- 101 month ago
Love these carts. Taste great high is great and it last ages.
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Fast delivery free sweet given good service
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Great as always
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- 10took 1 day1 month ago
brilliant as always, top seller,communication and service always on point. And the carts one the best out there!
- 10took 4 days1 month ago
Slow delivery down to RM bein shit - and vendor had already kindly said they would resend if not arrived in another 24 hours. Arrived and after one sweety , a 70mg fruitella i was absolutely massacred needing to liedown in dark room listenin to max richter ha ha i toke a couple a g o flower each day so wasn’t expecting much more than mynormal reaction to edibles - takin 3 hours on average to come on. After 40 mins i was bongoed to the max. Had 3 ‘ revelations’ whilst dialoguing with my psyche - honestly never happened to me before on edibles, with such clarity - ive had plenty of self picked and consumed ‘ magic mushrooms ‘ over the years and this was verging on feeling like that for agood hour! So safe to say then that im liking this vendor and their products mucho mucho ! And will make sure i have thenext one out in nature , alone with my guitar somewhere … to be savoured!
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
so many orders placed because for me they are the best. Unreal flavour, i swap between the orange and lemon. But it is the effect i am after. I smoke and one of these @35mg gives me a great nights sleep. When i have a day off i take two for a good positive day. Stealth and comms are as good as it gets.
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Oil is lighter in colour to the last one I bought before (same strain) but that could be due to it being a fresher batch this time around before being pressed. good shit as always and seller threw in a yummy orange fruitella, I think you could guess what strain I’ve been picking. Sativa all the way
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Spot on all round. These are really good, gummies. Helping to keep me off the baccy smokes. Thank you x
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
First class again. The Skywalker is fantastic. Good work troops. Hyproglo
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
10/10 as always top quality cart and arrived next day, perfectly priced too
- 5took 2 days1 month ago
Were bought for a mate he never smokes and verry rarely had edibles the last lot he had were 20mg and he was high for 4 to 5 hrs and he asked for smn a bit stronger so I got him these so far he has had 2 and not a effect will see how the rest go tho
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
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was so stoned i forgot to review it immediately. great flavourful cart, great edibles too they had me blasted
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
Amazing stuff
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- 10took 1 day1 month ago
As good as it gets.
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
Very strong carts.
- 8took 4 days1 month ago
Not the strongest vape but good for the price
- 10took 4 days1 month ago
nice sweets a few of these will have you feeling like a vegetable
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- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Absolutely fire, even threw in a free sweet 🔥
- 10took 7 days1 month ago
Issue with delivery but all resolved and as always great communication and fantastic product
- 10took 1 day1 month ago
These carts are always great and they are the best value on LB
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Best value for money carts I’ve tried on lb, so fire
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Perfect, quick shipping, solid products
- 10took 4 days1 month ago
Sadly Royal Mail was messing about but Vendor is communicative which always helps, ordered 2 Pineapple Express carts and they’re fire 🔥 smooth and fairly strong 💪🏻
- 101 month ago
Dank! Smells , tastes and has high like actul weed. Highly recomended.
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
best value carts I’ve tried on lb
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Tasty knockout gummies good stuff
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Good stuff as usual
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Good stuff as usual
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Good stuff as usual, had an issue with one of my carts being a dud, vendor has now replaced the bad cart and can’t complain whatsoever great from these guys every time
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Lovely stuff would definitely recommend
- 10took 3 days1 month ago
Good sweets and a good price
- 10took 2 days1 month ago
Tasty and effective as always.
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Quality
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Fire, great cheaper replacement for a medical vape cart ,will be ordering again
- 9took 2 days2 months ago
will defo be buying again probably the best carts ive had, one was bubbly and not as full as the other but gotta say got me real stoned.
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Repeat customer great vendor 🍻🍻
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- 10took 1 day2 months ago
hot chocolate pretty strong for 50mg. need a stronger one than 50mg
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Say no more!
- 10took 3 days2 months ago
These are the best carts I have tried on LB, by a pretty clear margin. Have I had stronger elsewhere? Yes, but I also paid a lot more for them.
These feel WONDERFUL, a long lasting and potent high, for the price I don't think there is a better alternative on LB.
They always come quickly, well packaged, and The Alchemist goes above and beyond and provides the RM tracking number for every order.
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
Quality!
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
Great
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Great!