rambouk2uk

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😎 6+ YEARS OF CONSISTENT QUALITY SERVICE 😎 💹 OVER 100K SALES ACROSS THE DARKWEB 💹 🔥🔥🔥 25K+ 5 STAR REVIEWS 🔥🔥🔥 🤌 TRUSTED VENDOR WITH A-CLASS CUSTOMER SERVICE 🤌 📮 SAME DAY DISPATCH - 99% NEXT DAY DELIVERY 📮 🤑🤑 UNBEATABLE CUSTOM BULK DEALS 🤑🤑 We appreciate ALL of our loyal customers and as always aim to deliver the BEST products and service in the industry 👊💪🫡 Message us for CUSTOM BULK DEALS at better prices than displayed and we will ALWAYS set it up to be bought through the platform 🫰💰 ------------------------------------------------ --- ⏰ OUR CUTOFF TIMES ⏰ MON-FRI 1PM SAT 9AM BANK HOLIDAYS & XMAS: We don't work on days that Royal Mail don't work but aim to work on all others. Bear in mind there's more congestion with the post around these times so try to book earlier than usual --------------------------------------------------- 📨 POSTAGE 📨 Order BEFORE our cutoff times for SAME DAY dispatch T24: It's tracked, unsigned for and 95% of the time is next day delivery, otherwise 2 days, it also often delivers on sundays. We supply tracking numbers daily -------------------------------------------------- - 💬 CUSTOMER SERVICE 💬 We have 5 STAR customer service and will deal with any issues between 9am-1pm mon-fri and 9am-10am on saturdays. We will also provide tracking on request. PLEASE MESSAGE US IF ANY ISSUE WHATSOEVER, WE DON'T WANT ANY CUSTOMER UNSATISFIED --------------------------------------------- ------ 📩 RESHIP/REFUND POLICY 📩 If we make a mistake with an order, then message us with the details and if satisfactory, we will sort out

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RAMBO Vape Carts 1ml 💨

Vapes9.92d

RAMBO VAPE PENS 💨

Vapes9.62d

RAMBO PREMIUM BUD 🔥🔥

Flower9.02d

RAMBO EXOTICS - 10/10 BUD 🔥🔥🔥

Flower9.52d

RAMBO EDIBLES - Wide Range - Distillate & Live Resin (3

Edibles9.42d

Famous Rambo AAA SHAKES!! 10/10!!!

Shake9.62d

RAMBO Thai Weed 🇹🇭🪴

Flower9.92d

Rambo Ricky Simpson OIL

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Rambo Pure THC Distillate D9 Syringes

Distillate9.62d

Reviews

150 recent (485 total)~2d avg delivery

Best I’ve had in a while

RAMBO Rainbow Sherbert 11 (RS11) Skunk 🍒🫐🍭

Lovely taste

Great

10/10

Late review perfect as always

Fast and good

Fast and well packaged

service was great, next day. weed smells good. nice buds. thanks.

honestly what a amazing product this guy sells, I was looking at the views and everything was saying that the chocolate remy was by far the best out of the lot but I can reassure you the blue zlushie I received is nothing short of truly 10 out of 10. The buds in there are glistened with THC and so is the rest of the shake from everything I’ve seen. I look forward to trying these other strains next but can recommend this guy enough unfortunately it did take three days to arrive but that wasn’t his fault. It was a problem with Royal mail itself, but thankfully it was resolved

great bud .5 over, all good other than the royalmail fuck up

Awful stuff, crispy dry, full of brown dead leaf, twigs, grinds to dust, smokes ok if mixed with something. Not much effect. I've had much better at the same price point.

Good smoke great stealth, however no buds and quite dry/ leafy

Amazing 10/10 always but extra is always a bonus. This dilly and their smoke is on point pls keep up the great work guys 👌🏼

Got a split between the lemon drizzle and zlushie. Wasnt keen on the lemon drizzle was mostly stalk and bits of dried out leaves not much smell to it either. The zlushie was decent had few bits of buds and sugar leaves has nice smell and taste to it too

Dry but terpy and potent as fuck

🔥📦✅

Great weed📦💚royal mail up to there old tricks with delivery but no major problems 🔥👊 great communication all the way.🕺✅ Don't hesitate guys📦💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

nice bud etc

Really nice stuff especially for the price. Super fast dispatch too

very nice smell,nice smoke

Great carts nice and strong, not too harsh. Fast delivery too. Highly recommend people.

Splendid!

got half an oz, buds smell nice and gets you stoned, would come back again to purchase more

RAMBO Rainbow Sherbert 11 (RS11) Skunk 🍒🫐🍭

Banging! Great bit of smoke

Excellent! Good stealth and communication.

LCG. Has a slightly citrus aroma with a strong plasticy matt emulsion smell. I bought this after buying the 1g sample of the same, which upon first opening the bag was hit by a natural smelling strong skunky pungent funk with a lovely citrus aroma. If it was the same quality, which I thought was the point of a 1g promo offer, so that people can sample it and buy more if they like it, I would have given a 10 as everything was spot on with the promo offering.

nice smoke great deal good stealth 1 day to deliver would highly recommend this vendor

very nice smoke 10/10 cool vendor good stealth fast delivery highly recommend to anyone

Good stuff for the price 👍

just tried the zlushie , lemon cherry gelato and the zkittles all three were 10/10 great flavour an tastegreat stealth and fast delivery will be getting more soon and would defo recommendtnx

Excellent. The 500 mg felt like tripping for me, very strong. Might halve the next one!

Less than 24hrs! Ordered fri morning landed on sat morning. Keep it up.

Nice taste, big clouds and no coughing! Buzz is awesome too. For the money you literally can't go wrong.

Good price lovely smoke

Not as fresh as the last one some small buds. Quite dry. Marked down in comparison to last order of the same strain. Would still recommend though

Fast, secure and solid product. Thank you

great service and lovely smoke 10/10

Just had a bong, so writing this review before I'm too stoned and forget for 2 day (ok, a week). Arrived exactly as I hoped, but I know the UK post so another day would have been normal, and fine. Hitting me now. This is grass, almost certainly, I recognise the scary/melloness. seems pretty string, had to grind it a good bit because there's lots of lumps, not just dust. 14g but I weighed the pakcage and it was 18g, unless the bag weighed 4 grams, I think that's a pretty good deal, especially as the price was already a pretty good deal. by this point in the review I'm getting a bit giggly watching Red Dwarf. This is my first indulgance in nearly a year and a half so I might be oversensitive but this is hitting me nicely. It just occurs to me that writing the review as I did, was the ideal way to describe how it is. 10 out of 10

Zushi was lovely

Second order of this Thai from Rambo, really nice mellow high, relaxing and calm, if you like Thai, what you waiting for, many thanks Rambo

Next day delivery and shake that can actually give you a buzz. What more can you ask for.

When i tell you rambo comes correct, he comes correct. From the quality, the comms and customer service. That chocolate remedy has to be one of my all time favourites. That lemon drizzle smokes well too.Thanks for your consistent service bossman - my go to vendor.big love, lxz.

9.5

Looks pretty good. Bit subdued on the smell and pretty dense. Hoppy/haze smell when ground up. Vapes nicely For £5 plus p&p it's pretty great, appreciate labeling what I got, but might be a Security/stealth problem? Likely not, unless postie knows his strains! Zlush BD

Great service as usual, vendor was very quick to reply to my message regarding my order, another faultless order from rambo, thank you

Fast dispatch & stealth shipping/dispatch is excellent. D9 is very thick like glue gun consistency (difficult to extract) 1 syringe was mild

Fast shipping/dispatch & steal. Excellent price it was rock hard, lacking scent, flavour or hit for me prob due to high tolerance.

If I could give higher than a 10 rating I would. First delivery went missing but you guys sorted it out with no hassle at all. Really thankful for the assistance.

Wow this is some fire and i will have to be back :) thanks Rambo.

Great smoke, enough said

Less than 24 hours delivery service is impeccable

Less than 24 hours delivery to Northern Ireland.. no complaints at all lovely smoke great comms all round friendly vendors super fast delivery

Very dry, plenty leaf and stalk. There is a high there but somewhat muted because of said dryness. Certainly not "AAA" Aswel, second time not honoured order cut off time. Wont use again.

10/10 for customer service, they forget to send my order out on time gave me another 14g, unfortunately I got sent lemon drizzle instead of chocolate remy which is a 5/10 a lot of plant matter on this one, but it’s shake so….usually bang on just a bad batch I think. Get the Zkittles guys that’s 🔥

Bad batch, hardly any popcorn nugs, lots of sticks and big leaves. Worst 1 ive got from Rambo but its shake so always a gamble. definately not AAA

Good stuff. A few sticks in this one but made up with a few tiny buds too

Perfect service!

Great for the price and great for my first order of these guys

Great shake at a great price what's not to love?

Arrived next day

Lemon Cherry Gelato Exotics — 10/10 🔥 Exactly as advertised. Great quality and definitely lived up to the hype. Would happily recommend.

Brilliant service as always. Biscotti was an easy 10/10 smells beautiful and smokes decent, few little bugs and pure sugar leaf unfortunatley the white zlushie is a 6 at best I wouldn’t want to get this quality again it’s sadly been spun a good few times lots of brown leaf was plenty of bits of buds that are ok to smoke. It’s nothing I havnt had of any of the other big shake vendors and Rambo has been a great vendor so far so I’m let this one go and it’s a 9 thanks as always mate :) bad batches do happen

Late review perfect as always

Nice shake. Most shakes seem to smell a bit different to actual buds. But this one smells like weed still and is nice to mix as a chip for a joint

Banging shake

Tastes excellent, smooth, love it. Clearly not the same stuff in the whole melts sadly.

6.5

Decent strength, little to fuck all terps, coughing after every puff. Still get used, but glad I only paid £20. Gobsmacked that another vendor has these exact vapes up at double the price.

No complaints, decent smoke!

Very nice shake! I went with the Biscotti this time its really nice a few stems and stalks but nothing to worry about, its nice and strong and has me nicely baked cheers Rambo il be back soon

First time ordering from Rambo and I must say perfect service! Can't fault them at all. Thai weed is bang on, lovely relaxing mellow high. Thanks Rambo!

7.5

White Zlushie. Pretty standard 50/50 hybrid looks and smells a lot better than it smokes. The cherry runtz is a level above it for sure

9.5

This probably would of got a 10 if the LCG hadn’t been so damn good still a lovely smoke with very well balanced effects

Lemon cherry gelato is full of terps a lovely smoke thanks Rambo!

Great as always!

Always banging shake with full of flavour but this batch is just trash.. so dry and nothing to it. Must of been spined for many times before selling it. Appreciate the extra half oz but its going to waste anyway.. u dont wanna smoke that!

Great seller

Superb as always

Great service great comms even got an extra free thanks guys! Have not tried it yet but I’m sure it’s also great thanks guys

Beautiful terps on the zlushie 😍 Thanks I will definitely be back for more!

3.5g White Zlushie 10/10 1g Cherry Runtz 10/10

RAMBO 1ml THC Distillate Vape Pens (WHOLE MELTS) 💨

Yeah not bad and good addition to the menu. Lasted less time than usual for me

Cereal milk really pretty poor. Skittlez I believe it was. A lot better. Amount of foreign materials found in the shake is a little alarming. Not high quality. At all. But cheap low budget/quality. Would be 10 for skittles if not for the AAA description and how poor the half of cereal milk was

300mg just didn’t do it for me

Had a lot of shake off LB and this is one of the best I've had, super fast delivery, would recommend

Less than 24 hours and it was here. Fabulous shake, smells so fruity, smokes lovely and a super creative stone.. for me anyways .. lovely

Great for the price

very nice for the price definitely gets u stoned and smooth smoke

Always a pleasure. Top vendor, good quality shake, good communication. Not to mention the consistent giveaways. Ticks all the boxes.

Next day delivery as always, nicely shrink wrapped and good quality shake. Can’t complain at all for the price, it’s great!

Previous orders were great, most recent bit of skittles shake was abysmal — no scent, taste or oomph to it. Hardly gets me high, smells and tastes like hay or straw and lots of dead/burnt leaves.

Amazing stuff! Loads of crystals and good smoke! Great 28g promo, definitely worth the money

Mainly just leaves and smells like hay, wouldn't call it shake.

Absolutely amazing good service, would rebuy and do recommend

Rambo ZKITTLEZ Skunk - Fresh Batch

Good for the price

8.5

Dry and a few stalks but kicks

8.5

Quite a few stalks and a bit dry but still kicks.

Fast delivery, well packaged, a little dry but perfectly smokeable! Will order again, thanks Rambo :)

Good stuff, nice smell

Mostly bud! Amazing!

brilliant shake, good vendor. ordr was late so gave extra (Y)